monthly indexes:
December 2004
November 2004
August 2004
July 2004
June 2004
May 2004
March 2004
February 2004
January 2004
December 2003
November 2003
July 2003
May 2003
February 2003
January 2003
December 2002
November 2002
October 2002
September 2002
August 2002
July 2002
June 2002
May 2002
April 2002
March 2002
February 2002
January 2002
December 2001December 2004:
12-16-2004: Sometimes, I walk with gentle giant.
12-10-2004: Comments
12-03-2004: A proposed holiday special.
November 2004:
11-29-2004: Ho, Ho, Ho, Who Wouldn't Update?
August 2004:
08-20-2004: Go, Olympics!
July 2004:
07-31-2004: Copying my search requests is the sincerest form of copying my search requests.
07-21-2004: Always use good manners when you're eating a sloppy joe.
07-16-2004: Ears to Ya!
June 2004:
06-14-2004: a very special spam email
May 2004:
05-28-2004: Now Stereotypical Pirate is four!
05-21-2004: "I'm on my break!" *lights up in ER*
March 2004:
03-10-2004: Search Requests Part Four Hundred Forty-Nine
03-05-2004: I just don't get out much.
February 2004:
02-20-2004: Who makes the corniest things seem fun? Who's looking out for number one?
02-02-2004: Re: Re: I didn't send it
January 2004:
01-27-2004: in which I post an email I received
01-11-2004: I love stretch pants.
01-04-2004: He's going to be the most powerful Jedi EVER.
December 2003:
12-26-2003: good-bye, Christmas!
12-19-2003: bah and/or humbug
12-17-2003: incidentally, he slept on his arms last night
12-05-2003: I believe that beer's atomic weight is 47.45665.
November 2003:
11-29-2003: Ho, Ho, Holiday Redesign
July 2003:
07-16-2003: And I haven't even seen that movie.
May 2003:
05-28-2003: Now Stereotypical Pirate is three!
05-03-2003: So you want to ask a pirate...
February 2003:
02-14-2003: I update.
January 2003:
01-04-2003: Now that's a good taco.
December 2002:
12-01-2002: hear all the bells, shitloads of bells...
November 2002:
11-12-2002: I've always preferred secular Dairy Queens.
October 2002:
10-29-2002: Halloween is upon us.
10-18-2002: reader mail
10-16-2002: I liked it better when this was powered by blogger, updating-more-frequently-wise.
September 2002:
09-12-2002: Cardinals' Magic Number = 11. I think.
August 2002:
08-18-2002: and take these batteries, too!
08-08-2002: Dear Bud (or, "Something We've Been Joking About For a While")
July 2002:
07-22-2002: "are you being sarchastic [sic]?"
07-08-2002: you know, stuff
07-03-2002: Blue Snaggletooth!
June 2002:
06-30-2002: There.
06-20-2002: dude....
06-20-2002: But I'm getting so good at not updating.
May 2002:
05-28-2002: I don't like sand.
05-22-2002: getting my news on
05-14-2002: the sky is blue, you say?
05-06-2002: triangle thing. ehh. hot diggity!
April 2002:
04-29-2002: here I am in this dang bed...
04-16-2002: thing is, right field does suck
04-06-2002: National League MVP: Richie Sexson
04-02-2002: [your ad could be here!]
March 2002:
03-28-2002: there, that's kind of better
03-23-2002: he ain't gonna be no NBA
03-19-2002: overnight tv is broken now
03-12-2002: Les Mis Chat (Er, Greymatter Thinger)
03-09-2002: There once was a man named Joe-Bob-Rex-Enos....
03-05-2002: billbillbillbillbillbillbillbill bill! BILL.
February 2002:
02-27-2002: Help me, Bob Costas. You're my only hope.
02-24-2002: A little plundering never hurt anyone.
02-18-2002: nice work, boys
02-18-2002: I better write a post to knock this one off the top of my page soon, huh?
02-14-2002: Have a holly-jolly Valentine's Day.
02-08-2002: drum solo to follow
02-06-2002: The Sims Drug Lab Expansion Pack
02-02-2002: I have been sucked in. Again.
January 2002:
01-30-2002: paint your wagon and come along
01-28-2002: "I've tested positive for performance enhancing Chunky Soup."
01-24-2002: I love you, Monkey Trouble.
01-22-2002: There's crack in the fridge.
01-15-2002: luck, be my crackwhore tonight
01-14-2002: I like pie as much as ever, thank you.
01-11-2002: I just found glitter in my eyebrow.
01-07-2002: "You heard both sides. Now it's deliberatin' time!"
01-04-2002: man, that sucker's huge
December 2001:
12-25-2001: season's greetings
12-20-2001: Oh!
12-20-2001: My nose sucks, and runs.
12-19-2001: I love old .html files.
12-17-2001: ho, ho, ho (and a bottle of rum)
12-16-2001: Argh. (Not to be confused with "arrr!")
12-09-2001: It's beginning to look somewhat like Christmas.
