I like pie as much as ever, thank you.

January 14, 2002

So I'm reading some Tom Glavine/Greg Maddux slash, and I'm thinking, "You know, if Tom Glavine is the one writing this, it's kind of touching."

Is everyone else getting really psyched for Britney's movie? If she wants to have sex with me as much as my email leads me to believe, she needs to give me better contact info. I never seem to track her down when I reply. I know she's really busy with her career and all, but you'd think she could make time to reply to one little email. It's not like she's sending these illicit messages to everyone. I'm pretty sure it's only me she wants. Which is sad, because while I am a huge fan of her music and fashions, I don't like like her. We can maybe hang out at a NASCAR race and get cotton candy, but I won't be making her any toast in the morning, if you know what I mean.

I need more scotch.

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1 comment:

Meghan; 01-19-2002 @ 05:59 PM CST

For God's sake don't lead her on and break her heart, lest she write a whole album full of songs about how much she misses you. Someone with her sensitivity and depth of character might not survive such rejection.