There once was a man named Joe-Bob-Rex-Enos....

March 09, 2002

You know the "Before and After" category on Wheel of Fortune? They'll end up being something like:

COLORADO
RIVER
OF JORDAN

That sort of stuff. Michael and I have come up with a couple of far better ones:

TACO
GRINGO
JONES

Taco Gringo being a somewhat obscure fast food Mexican place, Gringo Jones being an imports shop in St. Louis. It's perfect for challenging the contestants.

Also, of course:

PATRICK
ROY
CAMPANELLA

That one's fun for the contestants, because they get to decide which pronunciation of "ROY" the judges will want.

But aside from the storm and the strawberry cheesecake I had earlier - which, really, is a lot like pie - there isn't much happening lately. And winter is over. It lasted ten days. If it would switch to doing that right around Christmas each winter, I would be a happy camper. Not that I'd go camping, mind you. That would suck enough in warm weather, what with all the bugs and lack of plumbing. I guess there'd be fewer bugs during the winter, but then it's all cold.

The wind is whistling out there. Secure your garbage cans, neighbors.

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1 comment:

Fred; 03-11-2004 @ 09:00 AM CST

i am completely confused