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May 22, 2002

Dear 90% of My Random Readers,

1.) I don't know Mike Piazza very well. If he says he isn't gay, I'll just have to believe him, no matter what his hair looked like around the All-Star break last season.

2.) The Simpsons is (unfortunately) on Fox's schedule for next fall.

In addition, you'll have to look elsewhere for all varieties of porn: incest, underage incest, gay incest, sex with grandma, or monkey fuck wife. You won't find it here. For the most part, I hope you can't find it anywhere. (Unless you wanted a really bad, unfinished Les Mis porn script. That's a base I've got covered.)

Thank you, pull up to the first window. Or head back to Google and try again.

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