July 22, 2002
It's been pretty damn hot out the past few days. The window unit in here can't quite seem to handle it. After all of the flooding back in May, we haven't had any decent rain in about a month. Poor corn - it's getting hit from all sides this year.
Since I have nothing interesting to talk about, but still insist on updating, I'd like to give a shout out to the automatic flushing toilets at the Olive Garden. Mad props for flushing three times while I was in the stall, and yet not after I actually used the toilet. That'll save some water. And the convenience!
Maybe I could put duct tape over the sensor next time.
I've received about fifty AOL instakisses lately, all from people I don't even know, and I've never felt so loved. I plugged in my user name and password on every one of those puppies, and I enjoyed it all so much I took some of the sites' advice and downloaded AOL 4.0 and signed up for my own freeservers site. It's a little heart-breaking that AOL is so close to running out of money and web space that they have to use multiple free hosts to keep up with all of those instakisses, but I remain optimistic that they'll pull themselves up by the boot straps and persevere and all that shit.
How is it Monday? Where did I put all of that time?
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July 08, 2002
Things have been going. They haven't been going anywhere in particular, but they're chugging right along.
It's been more than a week since I turned 21, and I still haven't bought liquor, hit the riverboat casinos, or watched porn in one of those states where a person has to be 21 to watch porn. That was one useless birthday.
I didn't celebrate my freedom this Fourth of July, but the losers in the house behind me put off some firecrackers earlier and my air conditioner pulled a cloud of smoke into my room. It felt very patriotic.
All Star Game coming up. Hoo, boy. (I will always remember the magic of Lance Berkman.)
I haven't gotten any hits for "blue snaggletooth" yet. Google needs to get on its pony and ride. At least I'm still getting hits for "sex with grandma". If I didn't already have "tastypirate" as my livejournal name....
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July 03, 2002
I've made drastic changes to the site. I deleted many an image and old journal entry, and a few other random files that were taking up space.
There are still a few tweaks to be made, but I wanted to get the green beer off the site. Not that I didn't like the green beer, mind you. It's only that Blue Snaggletooth is so much more summer-y.
I'll write a real entry soon. No, really!
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