December 26, 2003
I considered leaving my holiday decorations up through the rest of the year, but decided instead to reintroduce Pirate Snowman and toss in some Blue Snaggletooth action. Reduce, reuse, recycle.
The highlight of Christmas was, as always, reading children's letters to Santa. There were a lot of kids named Gage this year. Parents are mean.
8:20 PM
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December 19, 2003
If I received a dollar for every hit I got for pictures of gay santa fucking little boys on christmas, I'd make a decent living this time of year.
Also, I caught a little of Pirates of the Caribbean whilst Christmas shopping. So I'm getting there.
11:54 PM
If you've never had a rat sneeze in your eye, you're not missing out on a thing.
4:36 AM
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December 17, 2003
Speaking of Lord of the Rings, those movies would have been infinitely better if Pauly Shore had played Aragorn.
7:05 PM
You know what's ridiculous? That I'm not seeing Lord of the Rings right now. I would have dressed as the Stanford Tree and told everyone I was an Ent.
12:47 AM
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December 05, 2003
Unfortunately, Bob the Builder: A Christmas to Remember failed to put me in the Christmas spirit. I did like that the mayor wanted to hop in the sack with Banger, though.
9:20 PM
Possibly the greatest acting credit that anyone has ever been able to put on his resume is "Cat Pie Cook" from Young Einstein (a film by Yahoo Serious). Roger Ward is so lucky.
Someone needs to produce a shot-for-shot remake of that movie, this time starring Carrot Top.
12:20 AM
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