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"mmm, tasty pirate!"

I love it when they use Decatur, IL in skits. They never actually get their facts right. Like just now, on Conan: We don't even have an NBC affiliate in town, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. It's fun.
[11:54:00 PM | §]

Inane entry, and a brand new photo gallery at crosswinds. I'm not sure what posessed me to do that.
[11:47:41 PM | §]

*yawn* I'm getting old. Birthday's suck.

Actual content later, perhaps.
[6:12:40 PM | §]

I didn't realize how many Encore "spin-off" channels we get. Surfing them without a remote is taxing.
[2:18:24 AM | §]

Happy birthday, me! I don't have any plans to celebrate.
[1:18:06 AM | §]

People are putting off fireworks. It frightens my creatures.
[10:55:19 PM | §]

Michael took the "Billy Bob Loves Me" sticker off of his drawer. I think he's growing up.
[10:09:42 PM | §]

Poor Pat Hentgen.
[9:03:56 PM | §]

I can never sleep. It sucks.
[5:16:20 AM | §]

Why do bad movies that involve shopping sprees (or people suddenly becoming wealthy) always have to include that song about wanting candy?
[11:17:27 PM | §]

I wish that my nose was less runny and painful. I like expired film.
[8:17:50 PM | §]

I don't think that our oriole feeder is going to attract many birds while hanging on a lamp in our living room.
[2:44:55 PM | §]

"I'll rip your heart out and make you eat it... I want to eat your children." -- Mike Tyson, to Lennox Lewis

I have a feeling that the Baltimore Orioles will be flocking to out birdfeeder in no time.
[9:21:49 PM | §]

I'm so, so sick of storms. I keep having to turn the computer off because of lightning. Every other day there's a violent storm, it seems.
[5:19:13 AM | §]

I have another domain that I registered at namezero.com (before I realized that it sucked). I can't decide if I want to post a message there saying that I'll gladly transfer the name to anyone who would want it, or if I should just leave it alone entirely and hope they cancel it. (I haven't ever logged in, and the terms of service state that you must log in within 30 days.) I think I'll just leave it as is.
[8:36:54 PM | §]

I like it when the Cardinals sweep the Dodgers.
[4:23:37 PM | §]

My chest seems to have relaxed in the past few hours. This is good. Maybe I can sleep now. I need to be up by 1:10 to watch Ankiel pitch. That might not work out for me, though.
[5:36:56 AM | §]

I hope I didn't just take my meds twice. Hmph. This is what happens when they put me on too many different things...
[3:35:48 AM | §]

I was wondering why my site would come up in a search for "lip piercing". Then I remembered how cool I thought Garrett Stephenson would look with a lip piercing, and it all made sense.
[3:28:52 AM | §]

Duratuss + nebulizer + large amounts of water = slightly less painful breathing. The perplexing thing is that I'm not wheezing, my chest just feels tight. I'm moving a normal amount of air. It just hurts.

I hear J.D. Drew has a God who knows his name.
[10:05:54 PM | §]

I'm glad I didn't go spend 10 hours at Busch Stadium.
[8:05:03 PM | §]

I wish I could breathe.
[5:16:55 PM | §]

Breathing is getting slightly easier. Not sure why.
[4:13:54 AM | §]

I like pie. In case you were wondering about that.

I've decided that St. Louis will be far too hot to go to tomorrow.
[11:44:40 PM | §]

I don't know why breathing is so hard today.
[9:13:05 PM | §]

New entry.
[3:31:52 AM | §]

My birthday is now less than a week away. I'm getting far too old. Blech.

Why is Yahoo! mail so slow and non-working the past few days? It's getting pretty old, too, but in a different way.
[12:56:23 AM | §]

If I was half as cool as Cassidy, it would be all over.
[9:53:52 PM | §]

I got a free T-shirt from fringegolf.com yesterday, for filling out a survey. It was supposed to be a hat, but they sent a shirt instead. That works for me - I'll get far more use out of a shirt.
[5:33:45 AM | §]

My rap name is "Raw Jiggy Plunjah". I think it's pretty.
[12:58:41 AM | §]

"Ohhh, meth! Oooh, meth!"

That ad doesn't accomplish its goal of making meth seem unappealing. I have it stuck in my head all the time. I'm starting to think meth is right for me.
[9:23:05 PM | §]

Oh, yeah. We didn't go to Chuck E. Cheese after all. Why be around a bunch of noisy little kids and their boring crap, when you can stay home and watch "Blue's Clues" and "Pokémon" like adults?
[6:28:39 AM | §]

"Rain, rain... uhh... thing..."

It pretty much rained all night. The dog kept begging to go outside, anyway. She is stupid.
[6:26:23 AM | §]

The violent storms are finally over. That was fun - lost power and everything. It seems safe to be on again, but the connection is still a little screwy.
[12:04:06 AM | §]

My Yahoo! mail totally doesn't like working today.
[8:01:38 PM | §]

lesmis.com chat. Oh, my.
[7:49:34 PM | §]

The White Sox win again! Yay.
[10:33:39 PM | §]

I might go to Chuck E. Cheese tomorrow. That'll be a thrill.
[6:50:18 PM | §]

This is funny, in that tragic sort of way.
[1:30:37 AM | §]

I messed with my template, then decided it was fine the way it was.
[12:55:28 AM | §]

The White Sox winning 17-4, in combination with pretty much every other team in the NLC losing today, made the Cardinals' loss barely matter.
[12:43:18 AM | §]

I'm still pretty tired, even though I actually did sleep from around 8:30 AM until 5 PM.

This sleep update brought to you by MTOC. MTOC - come feel the difference.
[9:18:32 PM | §]

Those Japanese Pokémon episodes are pretty good. More violence.
[6:56:49 PM | §]

I slept a cool two hours earlier, then couldn't get back to sleep. Insomnia is a pain.
[3:56:17 AM | §]

I've slept about two hours in the past day and a half. That's just not good at all.
[10:42:09 PM | §]

I wish my eye was less red and painful.
[3:41:02 PM | §]

I slept from 6:30 to 8:30 this morning. You would think I would be more tired now. It'll hit me around noon, I'm guessing.
[11:13:33 AM | §]

Whoa! Heather (kind of) updated!
[2:38:31 AM | §]

"It's a winner... yes!" The White Sox ass-kicking continues!

On a far less happy note, something smells like rotten tomatoes. It's most likely those rotten tomatoes in the trash.
[9:10:12 PM | §]

Is it just me, or are people who think that they're better than everyone instantly endearing? They are great to spend time with. They're almost always right, too, which is nice.
[8:47:08 PM | §]

What should we do with this drunken sailor? I'm all for, say, putting him in a longboat with a running bowline, but that may not be a good choice.
[8:18:02 PM | §]

The first half of my copy of this MST3K episode was taped over with infomercials. Infomercials! Why would those be taped in the first place?
[12:59:09 AM | §]

Amazingly, the White Sox have been winning, even with me watching. Hard to believe, but true. Granted, I started watching in the seventh inning, and they already had a substantial lead, but still - they beat the odds.
[12:06:44 AM | §]

I've fallen pretty solidly into my "sleep all day, watch tv at night" schedule. It's pretty sweet.
[11:30:52 PM | §]

I got a hit from the San Francisco Opera (sfopera.com). Cute.
[9:40:09 PM | §]

The White Sox have a pretty decent site. Not anywhere near as good as the St. Louis Blues, but that's a different game entirely. (Jamie McLennan does movie reviews! I keep waiting for him to dislike one.)
[9:02:30 PM | §]

I'm glad that, yet again, my doctors have failed to call the pharmacy back in time for me to get a much needed medication before I ran out. I've now missed three doses. Lovely. I'm glad it's just my allergy medication, this time.
[5:48:08 PM | §]

Bill Braski died. He was a good mouse, too.
[4:38:21 AM | §]

There... installed ICQ, set preferences, reloaded contacts/history/etc. from 99b. I enjoyed changing the color scheme, but nothing else has struck me as fun yet. Oh, well.

The Sox are whooping the Indians. Yay.
[11:41:06 PM | §]

I'm finally getting around to downloading ICQ 2000a. It's probably not worth it, given how little I use the program, but I have nothing better to do.
[10:24:18 PM | §]

I don't know what's happened with my all-important Allegra.
[10:10:56 PM | §]

Awww... I don't want the White Sox to get rained out!
[8:35:57 PM | §]

Two mysteries:

1.) Why hasn't Yahoo! Messenger worked for the past few days?
2.) Why do my arms hurt so much? Did I switch-pitch a few innings last night? (I don't think that's really done, but it sounds cute.)

Kind of three mysteries, and an implied mystery, but only two unrelated subjects, so I stick with "two".
[7:04:05 PM | §]

Stupid storm. Woke me up, and then I couldn't get back to sleep because of the thunder.
[6:13:23 PM | §]

Added: something vaguely resembling an entry, and the links were tweaked.
[3:28:59 AM | §]

I'm playing with my Slither, and the cat is sitting like people.

Updates forthcoming. Blogger seems to have virtually eliminated my need for pointless entries.
[10:02:34 PM | §]

I got my Teenie dinos and Millennium Bear this morning. They are insanely cute. I still have to get the Happy Meal teenies later.< /extreme dorkiness, for this post >

I haven't been to bed yet. Ugh.

*yawn* *stretch* *other things associated with exhaustion*
[9:08:01 AM | §]

Michael has his Fernando going.
[6:44:32 AM | §]

It's early!
[6:43:52 AM | §]

I'm way too excited about getting my Teenie Beanies tomorrow. It's sad, really.
[11:32:58 PM | §]

I slept from about 5:30 AM until 3:30 PM, then 4:30 through around 6:45. I bet I could go to bed now and sleep the rest of today. I thought you'd like to know that.
[7:58:38 PM | §]

I really need to clear all the junk off of the top of my scanner. Actually, I need to do a lot of crap. I think I'll make a "to do" list.
[7:05:22 PM | §]

I've decided to forgive the cat, because she is soft.
[4:19:37 AM | §]

Fixed the links, finally.
[8:58:18 PM | §]

Cat slept in the dog's bed all day. She's soiled now. We've lost all respect for her.
[8:46:56 PM | §]

Hmm... guess the Reds didn't lose. Whatever.
[3:43:14 PM | §]

Whee! The Cardinals finally won on a day that the Reds lost! They actually added a game to their lead!

Now: Go White Sox!
[2:57:15 PM | §]

Al thinks you need a 5-run lead, so a grand slam can't tie it. Al also thinks that a good-hitting pitcher can help his own cause.

No shit, Al.
[2:38:26 PM | §]

If this cat doesn't stop licking me, she might have to be shot.
[4:25:24 AM | §]

I spend way less time on-line when my eyes hurt.
[1:03:28 AM | §]

According to Michael, the most disappointing thing that ever happened to him:
He could have hit for the cycle, but the idiot running in front of him stopped at third, which kept him from getting his triple.
[12:31:46 AM | §]

Breathing is hard today.
[12:15:45 AM | §]

The Astros rock this year.
[8:35:00 PM | §]

Dude, this sucks!
[8:26:15 PM | §]

I've been thinking about it, and I've decided that the cat needs to stop ripping gashes in my legs. They are painful.

I also decided that Pokémon: The First Movie wasn't very subtle. They didn't even try to hide the message in that one.
[3:28:35 PM | §]

Mandy's page is here now. Links will eventually be updated accordingly.
[10:33:23 PM | §]

I just keep getting free crap in the mail. I'm cleaning the internet out.
[4:30:19 PM | §]

Let's see if this works:

I have far too many pages bookmarked that never get updated. I need to reorganize, at least...
[11:56:07 PM | §]

I like it when the White Sox beat the Reds. I like it when Darryl Kile gets a complete game victory. (That sounds cuter when read by an Opening Night character.)
[10:41:04 PM | §]

Like a good dork, I'm still editing this.
[7:18:08 PM | §]

Whee! I got a free ZYRTEC frisbee today!
[6:44:03 PM | §]

*sigh* I'm tired. That's so silly of me...
[6:19:02 AM | §]

The White Sox are going tonight!
[9:03:54 PM | §]

I just got my official entry form for the Miss Illinois USA & Miss Illinois Teen USA pageants in the mail. I can't stop laughing.
[5:47:31 PM | §]

This site showed up on a Yahoo! search for "walking the plank". Heh.
[4:41:37 PM | §]

"I'm going to fake my own death, but I'll need your help..."
    -- Eric

Entry. I'll be more interesting when I get around to it.
[4:42:36 AM | §]

My throat hurts.
[1:05:33 AM | §]

Stupid, useless Chicago station showing the stupid, useless Cubs...

(I wanted to watch the White Sox.)
[8:45:04 PM | §]

So the Tony's sucked. Well, not all of it, but for the most part. Pretty boring, this year.
[4:41:30 PM | §]

Oh, yeah! Tony's night...
[7:55:41 PM | §]

It's raining like a mother today. Michael feels the need to go play in it.
[7:14:37 PM | §]

Home from St. Louis... Fun day, overall. Sucky game. Much, much more later. I'm too keyed up to sleep, but too tired to write. I'm going to feed some rodents, now.
[3:26:53 AM | §]

In a belated, indirect response to Mandy's question about whether or not anyone was listening to the sound clips she put up - I listened to a few of them, yes.
[11:36:55 PM | §]

YAY! They announed the 2000 Teenie Beanies legit! I'm such a dork!
[5:31:17 PM | §]

This is all Jeeves could come up with when I asked him, "How am I supposed to live without you?" He's not all that helpful.
[6:23:25 PM | §]

I'm an idiot! And I'm not going to elaborate on that!
[6:08:10 PM | §]

I slept on my arm earlier, and it still feels weak and achy. It also reminds me of that song, in which the guy slept on his arms last night, and, as a result, had no feeling in his left arm or his right.

Entry.
[3:17:07 AM | §]