I don't know why people are so down on Scott Savol. He's not only the best singer on this season's Americal Idol, he's quite possibly the greatest entertainer of all time. And he's almost as sexy as Dom Deluise*. Scotty the Body, you are nothing if not my hottie.
I voted for him 40 million times.
* Link provided because the image cracks me up.
1:00 PM
When you get right down to it, I bet that most people wouldn't want to be part of an orgy.
Personally, I'd rather have a Sox Pride wristband.
7:17 PM
I have had two confirmed sightings of Cubs Believe Bracelets in the area. I'm surprised I haven't seen more, given people's love of plastic bracelets at school.
5:19 PM
Spam Subject Lines from Today:
Karl eukaryote
Bill mycology
Some spammer has been studying his biology. Might I suggest Steve electron transport chain? Jim lysosome? George angiosperm?
I also heard from anal Jamie.
2:18 PM
OK, comments are getting one more chance. We'll see how some of the greymatter comment spam prevention hacks help the problem.
4:50 PM
The comments are off on the search requests again. I'm planning to switch to a publishing platform with spam protection; in the meantime, no comments.
Now, I have to buy everyone I know a Cubs Believe Bracelet. It is a puzzle how a team I hate so deeply has found so little success.
2:26 PM
If there's one thing that teams I love excel at, it's winning more games than anyone else and then failing to win a championship.
Good bye, bandwagoners! See ya in a couple of months if the Cardinals/Cubs/White Sox are playing well!
10:14 PM
Revised NCAA Championship selection:
North Carolina over Illinois by roundabout 20 points. I'll probably stop watching when one of the Illinois players fouls out and starts crying.
11:58 PM
Upon my search for "the dukies" "it's awesome" "march madness", Google suggested that I might mean "the duckies" "it's awesome" "march madness". I think that's what Dickie V. will say when he's senile and they take him to see the ducks.
1:42 AM
I enabled comments on the search requests again. If the spam gets to be a problem this time, they're NEVER COMING BACK, because it takes crazy long to rebuild all of those pages.
10:02 PM
My Final Four predictions!!!5!!
Louisville vs. North Carolina, North Carolina takes it all.
I'm basing this around the fact that teams I root for don't win. Also, I think North Carolina can beat Louisville.
7:17 PM
