This cable internet connection seems be, as promised, high-speed ninja fast. It also uses throwing stars to smite its enemies.
11:46 PM
As the Google results reveal, people love to quote "Arise, chicken" from Aqua Teens.
12:05 AM
1. The keyboard was cleaned today, and it is now springy and fun to type on.
2. I'm far too excited about collecting the Neopets at McDonald's.
3. The Mythbusters have made me love Shark Week all over again.
10:12 PM
When you play Sid Meier's Pirates, it is truly all about the Indian War canoes.
5:29 PM
I love things that suck. If only Squidbillies was on right now!!!1111111one+ (I thought I'd make a timely reference to a show that was previewed months ago.)
8:35 PM
It's a good thing that the All Star Game counts, because otherwise it might have been so crushingly boring that I stopped watching in the fifth inning to play Puzzle Inlay.
9:21 PM
Michael got a new Blue Snaggletooth figure today, giving the old Blue Snaggletooth a new best friend. One can only hope that we get to take the two of them on some sort of road trip in the future.
10:36 PM
Happy birthday, Jose Oquendo!
8:19 PM
Best of The Extreme Sports Generator (for today):
"All right! Live or die in
Freestyle Sky Croquet!"
"Let's go for some
Nighttime High-Speed Hiking!
Hell yeah!"
"Take it to the limit with
Antarctic Endurance Golf!
Whoa mama!"
"Live or die in
High-Altitude Wind Archery!
Dude!"
6:41 PM
