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Wednesday, May 20, 2009 I'm in the process of coming up with what to do with this web site, but will note here now that future funny search requests will be posted to the main page. The primary reason that this section of the site is so dead is that I now mostly receive hits that are extremely similar to things I've already posted. I guess that is to be expected, when you combine time and infrequent new content. The archives will remain here. 11:15 PM Sunday, January 11, 2009 First post of 2009! It's not a very funny one, but the ball is now rolling. Close Up Donkey Pics Please note: This is not necessarily a dirty request. menu meth.com That is the worst restaurant name I've ever heard. 8:37 PM Sunday, October 12, 2008 I'm not updating due to lack of funny. This is about the best I can offer: i saw grandma eating cum ... underneath the mistletoe last night. leave daughter alone suck dick Less incest, more experimenting with bisexuality. I've heard worse advice. I'll let you know if the search requests ever get funnier. 9:22 PM Wednesday, August 06, 2008 "true story" "my pussy" cock married her Sorry, anyone who still reads this. It's been a very slow summer for amusing hits. I rather liked this one, though. It sounds like a love story for the ages. 10:00 PM Monday, June 30, 2008 Townsend Tree death * Oh, noes! The Townsend Tree must be preserved at all costs! 12:05 AM