This is a collection of funny, disturbing, wildly irrelevant, or simply bizarre search requests that have led browsers to my site. That's it. The links supplied in these entries lead back to the search results that brought the users here.

The title - "Lawnpig" - comes from one of the earliest funny search requests I posted on the site. I still don't have anything here about actual lawn pigs.

As long as I'm in charge of this domain, you won't find any porn on it (unless you want to count the badly written Les Mis fan fic, and you probably don't). I also won't be sending porn (even the legal kind) out to the people who request it via comments. If that's what you're here for, you're barking up the wrong tree.

Conclusion: I don't support most of the things I get hits for, I'm not responsible for any links you follow from the search results pages I link to (unless, of course, it leads you back to a page on this domain), and this isn't porn.

Have fun. Or, go back to Google.

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