December 16, 2001 @ 03:05:14 AM

I've been getting a few hundred more hits per day lately. Most of them are still for porn. Examples:

free cum bobble pics
What does that even mean?

free nude pictures of 10 to 17 year old girls having sex with men
There's a pretty big age span there. But as long as it's still illegal....

Nude image of 6 years old?`12 years old girl
Is it just me, or does that make no sense at all?

jude law, buns, gay porn
That sounds a lot like my shopping lists.

I fucked my my 11 year old neighbor story
Can you settle for a story about a guy defeating a band of wandering Spanish conquistadors with really hot chili? Because that I have written.

I fucked my step mother
That is worth going through 800+ pages for!

gay hardcore fucking with tris
I hear that's taking the 10 PM spot on Tuesday's on PBS next fall.

I saw you at home nude
I'll let it go this once, for old time's sake, but if you violate the restraining order again I'll have to call the cops.

son take nude pics from her mother passwords free
Even ignoring how disconnected the "passwords free" part of the search is, it's still stupid that they want the son to take the pics from her mother.

pregnant phonesex
T. Herman Zweibel might buy that.

There are a few non-porn hits, but most of them are along these lines:

shit hits the fan image gallery
I would rather put together an image gallery of people fighting than of shit literally hitting fans. That's just nasty.

i want to send a drunken santa card to my friend
Good luck. Nothing says, "Merry Christmas!" quite like Santa passed out under the tree, covered in soot and vomit. (Well, maybe Santa taking a swig of vodka and writing his name in the new fallen snow.)

St. Louis Cardinals suck t-shirts
T-shirts are smaller than donkeys, so I guess that's not too bad.

gay chris pronger
Not according to any fan fiction I've ever written. Now, if the search had been for "high chris pronger"....

picture of a sick Beluga Whale
"Everybody loves Marineland!"

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