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October 11, 2002 @ 02:11:14 AM

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There's an association I could almost consider joining.

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Spend time getting to know it, I guess. If it's a really evil monkey, that may not work.

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This is one of those things you should probably see a doctor about. (Not that it did me any good when I saw a doctor for it.)

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I'd rather not, at the moment.

duratuss AM PM
That sounds way handier than the around-the-clock kind.

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Wow. I thought he gave that up.

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I have something like that, but it searches for pictures of Chris Pronger.

where did the pirate hat come from
A gift shop in Pittsburgh.

"jellyfish crack"
It was really more of a squish.

"time of the apes" .wav
"Goto! Are you ready to die?"

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You'll find the buddy names once you get to the chat room.

"is a good web page"
It's OK, if you're into that sort of thing.

"Superman" the poem
I hope that searcher enjoyed it.

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3 comments:

footman; 10-16-2003 @ 01:45 PM CDT

if u need a foot massage i live at 1515 madison ave covington,ky 41011 ladies only room 20

free porn no credit card; 06-10-2005 @ 11:41 AM CDT

This is actually not so much free porn as mortgage spam.

free porn no credit card; 06-10-2005 @ 11:41 AM CDT

I'm so sorry to have mislead you.