June 11, 2003 @ 02:44:37 AM

I'm very happy with having received the following hits:
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Bill Braski is a son of a bitch, and
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Think there are any twelve-year-olds with implants? That's a little premature.

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My advice for all twelve-year-olds looking to get laid: YOU'RE TWELVE! Go hit the Playstation or join a soccer team or something. (This advice also applies to twelve-year-olds who want implants.)

nude OR naked OR modeling OR pics OR love OR cute OR tender "underage boys"
There's a pretty big difference between "naked" and "cute" or "tender."

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Offer money. A lot. (Threatening the lives of loved ones is also effective, but that's just wrong.)

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That's amazing!

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I'm sending him out to pick the cotton later.

Ashley Olsen and mary kate, ever been on neopets?
I have a site devoted to nothing but finding the answer to this pressing question.

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Pfft.

A Non-Olsen Twins Related Comment:
Hassan on 06-10-2003 @ 07:35 AM CDT says: "absolutely correct"
(This makes a lot more sense when you read the comment above it. I like to picture this person as Ed McMahon. "That is correct!")

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4 comments:

Kevin; 06-12-2003 @ 03:09 AM CDT

Re: A Non-Olsen Twins Related Comment:

ROTFL

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