June 21, 2003 @ 12:21:41 AM

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"Hey, baby. I know where there's a dead raccoon."

cat shit is tasty
I'm glad to hear you like it.

Lucas Johnson Illini beer
It's a little like Billy Beer.

political assilum
Maybe, but first you'll have to learn how to spell it.

look at my hot pic mother
"That's nice, dear. I'll put it on my desk at work."

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That particular misspelling still always cracks me up.

he don't know who is daddy is ho!
And sadly, this person was short an "h."

Stupid Olsen Twins Comment:
Dark Batwhacker on 06-20-2003 @ 10:54 PM CDT says: "Arrr my twin ugly kate and marry ashleys! i will stick your holes with my peg leg and me paret and when done and its i will take your vriginety so stick it up now"
(I don't think this person is taking his Olsen twins banging seriously enough. They're "vriginety" is no joking matter!)

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