July 31, 2003 @ 12:27:46 AM

"crappy fan fiction"
It's the only kind I'll read or write.

oh take those clothes off and show me some pussy
Oh, I think I'd rather not. Or, as they ended up saying on an Opening Night movie:
"Oh, Chelsea! Oh, C-H-E-L-S-E-A!"
"OHIO, TODD! OHIO,TODD!"

how do you fire a cannon and pirate
I'm not sure about firing a cannon, but I think firing a pirate includes kicking him off the ship, perhaps with two weeks plunder.

pictures of chris pronger working out
Preferably shirtless.

"my webcam" boy "i am 14"
"here is my wishlist"

mike matheny's pets
I get a lot of hits about his wife, family, hair and ass, but this was a first.

"this domain expires on"
Yesterday.

penis lightswitch cover
That'll perk up any room!

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