August 10, 2003 @ 03:32:06 AM

free blowjops by fine women
No, but I may be able to get you a "blowjop" from a woman who is feeling a little blue.

lest ye walk naked
"Put these pants on, lad."

my wife licks our little grils pussy while i fuck them both hard
That is so not how I use my George Foreman grill.

mike piazza advil
Does he share it with ALF?

Pirate word for ok
"Arr, he's a-headin' for the old cave, arr."

jim edmonds marriage trouble
The major trouble is that he isn't married.

pitchers of the fairies of neopets
No, they're in bottles.

"Incest Stories" AND "Can i cum"
Incest stories? None here.
Can you cum? You would know better than I.

nasty toilet slave butt juice
As opposed to a meticulously clean toilet slave who shuns "butt juice."

GIRL SUCK FUCK AND VOMIT FROM 14 INCH COCKS
There are tiny girls living their lives in 14-inch cocks? I'd like to take a gander at that.

girls eat-shit-and-vomit school
The only eat-shit-and-vomit school in our area is coed.

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