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Those pop-ups completely block the view of the water.MAFIA DON on 10-03-2003 @ 12:41 PM CDT says: "Mary-kate is only mine and no-one else'e. I wanna fuck her till she bleeds crying. I've had my on her since the first time i saw them on T.V. I WANNA FUCK TILL WE DROP. The only fuckin problem is she's too far away from me and she's famous. I REALLY WANTED TO GET MARRIED TO HER SO I CAN FUCK HER ALL I LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(MAFIA DON came searching how long till mary-kate and ashley olsen are legal to porn. Is he using porn as a verb?)
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tasty-pirate.org5 comments:
Spike; 10-04-2003 @ 05:29 AM CDTI love this site!!! I was laughing so damn hard I brought hand down unto my keyboard and broke the spacebar... (which superglue fixed BTW).
A friend told me to google for "naked little girls" and look for some "pirate" site... I see what he meant.
I dont know if its the comments or your acerbic wit that makes it so hilarious... whatever it is KEEP IT UP!!!
Love,
Spike
Sarah; 10-09-2003 @ 05:04 AM CDTThanks, Spike!
You may also enjoy Disturbing Search Requests, if you haven't been there already. Same sort of content, but with many contributors (myself included).
Pirate lover; 03-23-2004 @ 02:55 AM CDTWhat's wrong with having sex with pirates? I happen to think that there are some very sexy pirates out there. Didn't you see Johhny Depp in Pirates of the Caribean?
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Moi; 06-10-2005 @ 12:37 PM CDTChanging the spam!
