December 24, 2003 @ 04:08:05 AM

Dear Santa,

Most of the searchers who have visited my site have been very naughty this year. Please don't bring Little Joey Stevenson those poopy butt buddy icons or register that URL for Timmy McMillan (www.i want to see up there pussy). Old Mr. Peters told me to tell you, "i want a gay hot guy to fuck me a 14 year old." I think that speaks for itself, Santa! Bring these people some coal.

A few of my searchers, however, have been reasonably nice. Please bring Corey Nichols that SILVER jersey #81 Az-Zahir Hakim. Keri Roberts longs for pirate images that are scary, and Steve Urkel needs a list of compounds pencil lead.

As for Megan Orpelle's request for both "olsen twins" + "shoes"... you'll have to decide that one on your own, Santa.

Merry Christmas!
Your Friends at Tasty-Pirate.Org

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