January 08, 2004 @ 12:55:32 AM

phonesex my pussy tastes like candy
Unfortunately, that's tough to prove over the phone.

married women and mothers need big cocks to fuck show with nude pictures and stories
And if one is both married and a mother? Then the cock needs to be almost comically large.

"to eggs"
To eggs! *clink*

please rape me daddy
Doesn't specifically requesting it kind of make it not rape? (Statutory rape, maybe, and still incest, but...)

my mothers hand search my cock
Did she find your stash?

john madden sex advice
"Charm your lady with a romantic turducken dinner!"

most powerful jedi
For a breif, shining moment, I was number one for both this and "I don't like sand." Now I can't even find myself in the results. But you've gotta love that Hayden Christensen!

my uncle likes taking photos of me nude
Hmm.

nude pig
Because most of the time, pigs are fully clothed.

mike ditka halloween costume
Coach Ditka will find a way.

"Young Einstein" & movie & "cat pie"
I very much enjoyed getting this hit.

A Comment So Important That It Was Posted Thrice:

krystal on 01-06-2004 @ 11:37 AM CST says: "yall are very werid... nasty comments for them"
(Who's "them"?)

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