March 16, 2004 @ 03:28:14 AM

banana in my pussy or ass advice
My advice: Don't eat it once you figure out which orifice to pull it out of.

pittsburgh pirates and too legit too quit
Oh, it's so the Pirates' year. They're far 2 legit 2 quit.

daddy made me love tits pics
"He helped me appreciate the beauty of the female form through sculpting."

where to get the recipe for crab fluffs?
Not here? (Unless someone posts it in the comments or something.)

Hi I'm a slut and i love to be fucked
Hi, Slut!

24 hour phone pussy
I'd call on my shoe phone.

Two Comments, One Person:

jake on 03-15-2004 @ 02:28 AM CST says: "k i know most you people want fuck them but that last one was not neccessary"
and
jake on 03-15-2004 @ 02:32 AM CST says: "yall r rite stop sayin dat nasty shit"
(Jake came on a search for mary kate and ashley porn. Best I can figure, he doesn't want that lesbian to get her paws on the twins.)

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