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March 22, 2004 @ 12:03:23 AM

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That's interesting, because I always pictured Spiderman's fans roasting him on a spit.

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You know you just love the music.

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It was a really ho-hum request, then they got me with the "stud, OR dude" part.

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"That makes him my anti-pimp!"

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It's the "where incest names" part that really confuses me.

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Congratulations on your win.

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"We've only done it the once, though, so maybe I shouldn't jump to conclusions..."

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As opposed to the fake Ghostbusters slash fanfiction.

Questions and Comments:

nerdi_grrl on 03-20-2004 @ 10:45 PM CST says: "I go to Mills College, but I can't get a girlfriend. Why?"
("nerdi_grrl" came here on a search for lawnpig postings. My answer: I don't know; I'm not an advice columnist. Try wearing a T-shirt stating your desire for a girlfriend and see if that makes all the difference.)

mk's hardest fan on 03-21-2004 @ 07:45 PM CST says: "I want to ram my dick down marykate's throat till she pukes,shower her in my piss,brutally ass fuck her then frost her angel face with my cum!"
(This guy came on a search for marykate and ashley. His comment reminded me of my desire to look at images of the Horsehead Nebula with Mary-Kate.)

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