lawnpig!

March 29, 2004 @ 01:49:19 AM

jim iam naked gril
Did Spock say that?

cum flavored tablets
Off the top of my head, I can think of 0 uses for those.

why is pussy meat so tasty
I've never eaten a cat. It has a lot to do with your senses of taste and smell, though.

NUDE WIFE DOES NOT NO PICS
And I do not no have a clue what you want, exactly.

bride of chucky wavs
I'm a sucker for Bride of Chicky related hits.

I got my cock in my 11 yr old daughter
Get it out of there! That's bad for all involved.

champaign enema fuck
Are you referencing The Enema Bandit?

im a 13 year old girl i want nude pictures of girls like me
If Google was capable of independent thought, it wouldn't buy this, either.

how to find a hot slut in denver
Step One: Go to Denver.

daddy does baby's big tits gallery
So is this an adult baby thing, or...?

buying shoes no panties pics
I've never bought my shoes panties. It's pretty much just laces, polish, maybe a Dr. Scholl's insert...

comic pic of an elephant using a toilet
Is it part of a biting political cartoon?

why i have no titty or fanny hair
You just don't. Also, you commented!

Comments, as Mentioned:

Bisto on 03-27-2004 @ 04:55 AM CST says: "Ah you sound cute... the internet IS a haven for scum, peadophiles, freaks and masturbating losers...you have to get used to it. tho its nice to fight back. death to gary glitter!"
(Bisto searched why i have no titty or fanny hair, apparently. I don't know the answer to that or who Gary Glitter is.)

Rik on 03-28-2004 @ 10:53 AM CST says: "I dont know one but id love you or someone else to email me with the recipe one that wont damage your butt lol"
(Rik's talking about fake cum recipes, I guess. Damage your butt?)

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5 comments:

Bisto; 03-29-2004 @ 03:35 AM CDT

Yeah... Its took me about 2 months of random wiers google searches but i finally got a listing!

Bisto; 03-29-2004 @ 03:36 AM CDT

Although i'da rather had it on the proper disturbing search request page- you see me and a friend are having a competition... that'd make my score 2. I'm behind...

Dominic; 03-29-2004 @ 07:53 AM CDT

Gary Glitter was a 70's Glam Rock singer (D'you Wanna Be In My Gang?, I'm the Leader). He sent his computer in for servicing and they found loads of child pornography on it, and so he got sent down, which was quite funny. He got released a while back... think he left the country and went to Chile or something.

Bisto; 03-31-2004 @ 03:31 AM CDT

Actually the current whereabouts of Gary Glitter are unknown... He was last spotted in Cambodia trying it on with the local youthlings... cambodia were on the verge of deporting him but he went gently intothat good night, hanging around the countries with very loose civil rights i should think...

bisto jr.; 04-14-2004 @ 06:16 AM CDT

RIP Karen Keating