April 27, 2004 @ 03:04:51 AM

pics of cum shots in gas station
Yes, but can you put air in your tires there?

They suck, they fuck, they drink cum
"I'm the barker for a pornographic sideshow!"

jim you made me pregnant you horney bastard
I guess this searcher forgot that he wasn't trying to get something posted in the search requests area of a Star Trek fan fic site.

strawberry dick cake cum
We got a cake with strawberry (or possibly raspberry) filling once, and it wasn't very good. It wasn't erotic, either.

how to make a pirate costume cheap parrot
Just cut a picture of a parrot out and glue it to a piece of cardboard.

pics of a bra for a 47-53 chevy
It both lifts and separates.

pics of tongues with herpes
Thankfully, no.

Steve Cobb Dobie gets ass kicked
I don't know him, but I do think it's wrong to kick someone's pack animals.

Select Comments:

www on 04-25-2004 @ 05:06 AM CST says: "ffsf"
(It really makes you think, doesn't it? Ffggpy.)

sexybitch on 04-25-2004 @ 01:30 PM CST says: "I'm a 37-year-old woman and I'd luv to fuck Mary Kate and Ashley. Any other takers?"
(Much of the reason the Olsen twins are still famous is that people want to nail them, sexybitch.)

clit on 04-25-2004 @ 03:57 PM CST says: "want to fuck"
(Is this directed towards me or the Olsen twins? Either way, the answer is likely "not with you".)

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