May 02, 2004 @ 03:49:10 AM

+"pregnant" +"playing with my penis"
That's cool that guys can get pregnant now.

cook me a free batch of meth with pussy
This hit sounds "fake", but it still made me smile.

the best pussy in the hall word
If you go into the dorm rooms, the words get even better!

buttery toast livejournal
Dude, that's awesome. I love hot, buttery toast.

dirty porn "family matters"
No, it was merely an awful television show.

Conjugal Visit midi file
I only have one in .wav format. :(

women like to go to pee on the incest
"Did I say 'on the incest?' I meant 'in the toilet.'"

The Same Basic Comment I Always Get:

gizmo on 04-30-2004 @ 05:31 PM CST says: "i want to fuck mary kate then cum over her face so ashley can lick it off"
(I don't know why people think I care.)

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2 comments:

Kevin; 05-04-2004 @ 04:44 AM CDT

"i want to fuck mary kate then cum over her face so ashley can lick it off"

If porn has taught us nothing else, it's that all women are into facial cum shots. Don't ask her, just pull out and spray semen right in her face. She'll love it.

Dominic; 05-13-2004 @ 07:48 AM CDT

That was actually the original ending to 'Casablanca', but they reshot it after it drew negative responses from test audiences.