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May 16, 2004 @ 01:35:57 AM

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So I watched the twins on SNL. It wasn't all that funny, but I felt obligated...

"mary kate and ashley" "the ugly twin"
... because I knew I'd get hits about it.

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I like this hit, because it doesn't appear to involve incest. He just needs some Cheez-Its.

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Yes! Now I need to get a hit for "Albert Polaris".

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Based on the number of hits I get about them, roofers are hilarious.

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Denny!

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I'd like to see you back that up with evidence from scientific studies.

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It seems a little stupid to document that.

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If anything, I'm the opposite.

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You might want to get some cream for that.

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1 comment:

Kevin; 05-16-2004 @ 03:31 AM CDT

A lot of guys buy the Giant Cock and Big Ball Cream, but they really only need the Normal Cock and Medium Ball Cream.