May 28, 2004 @ 12:28:31 AM

want your hump
Are you hitting on a camel?

how tall is the average male girrafe
I have no idea, but thanks for not adding anything sexual.

disney hand helping kids shine
I... don't know what this means, but I'm guessing it involves child labor.

what meth does to a guy's sperm
It gets it all fucked up and shit. Also, it makes the sperm think that bugs are crawling on it.

"i'm on my break"
Are you planning to smoke in the emergency room?

"Chipper Jones" and "CrotcH" and "danny"
It's nice to hear that Chipper and the guy who played Danny on Hey Dude are an item.

wade was naked and sucking my cock
Oh, no! Garfield and Friends slash!

sex stories by the jeepster
Does he use proper grammar? I hate sex stories with subject/verb disagreement. It completely kills the mood.

"two of a kind" "mary kate" sex pussy
I think I saw every episode of that awful show, and not once did the plot involve Mary Kate having sex.

"angels in the outfield" cheat
Well, they did.

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4 comments:

chris; 05-31-2004 @ 09:32 AM CDT

This is so great!

1; 06-10-2005 @ 11:45 AM CDT

OMG!

2; 06-10-2005 @ 11:46 AM CDT

WTF?

3; 06-10-2005 @ 11:46 AM CDT

BBQ.