June 13, 2004 @ 10:05:26 PM

stds from swallowing own cum?
Hmm. Do you have any now?

my brother taught me how to make my cunt horney
Oh, he showed you how to search the internet for porn. I thought you meant something else.

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There's nothing like some free Minnesota phone.

"her eat my pussy"
Where does one buy an eat my pussy?

bob costas email comments
Bob asked that I not comment on the emails he sent me, and I'm honoring his request.

make girlfriend do gangbang
Play truth or dare. She'll have to do it if it's a dare, if she wants to preserve her dignity.

daddy's little fuck pig nude
Is it a potbellied pig?

tightest pussy award
Scott Baio was one of the celebrity judges at the finals.

"too much low-quality"
Yeah, but Denny's food can be pretty good sometimes.

SEX YOUNG CUNT WHIP
That's the number of hits plus the number of walks given up by Sex Young Cunt, divided by the number of innings he's pitched.

ashley holding mary-kates leg
She forgot it wasn't hers!

marykate and ashley olsen got caught getting drunk
I sure hope they go to jail.

Ridiculous Olsen Twins Comments (Plus One):

ali on 06-12-2004 @ 09:25 AM CDT says: "show me"
(You're being awfully demanding for someone who searched sexy grils, Ali.)

rachael on 06-13-2004 @ 02:14 PM CDT says: "i love mary-kate and ashley im ther biggest fan if u want there home address email me at

rachael_dean1@msn.com"

and then...

rachael on 06-13-2004 @ 02:18 PM CDT says: "u lot are sick iff mary-kate and ashley where like that they wouldent come near u enyway so stop getting your hopes up and go fuck yuor mum"
(I like that fucking one's mother is offered as an acceptable alternative to lusting after the Olsen twins.)

and then...

SUPPER SEXY on 06-13-2004 @ 02:47 PM CDT says: "do u want a fuck"
(This was posted three times. Also, s/he spelled it "SUPPER".)

and then...

sexy girl on 06-13-2004 @ 02:50 PM CDT says: "how old are u dirty"

and then...

sexy girl on 06-13-2004 @ 02:53 PM CDT says: "if u get this say hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

and then...

sexy girl on 06-13-2004 @ 03:37 PM CDT says: "02392 646 752
my name is hannah"
(OK. If you hadn't guessed, these were all posted by the same person. It's awfully weird, so I suspect the searcher may have just posted so I would write it up here. At any rate, s/he searched find mary-kate and ashleys home address from the UK IMDB, so that's pretty cool. I strongly encourage "dirty" to email this person a message that says "hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".)

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