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June 29, 2004 @ 01:27:48 AM

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I bet he's had one of those before!

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Well, you certainly aren't the best "cock" speller.

fashion + chanel shirt + i fucked her collection
The hell?

britney spears in their bikinis) but not nude or with anyone else
Britney is only one person.

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Yes, but will they play in Peoria?

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Congratulations! You have genital warts!

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That's the good thing about being "horney" - it's affordable.

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I'm the only result for this how?

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They better gets some clothing on and come to supper before it gets cold.

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Well, seeing the dog thrusting away at your dad would make most children a little upset.

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Yeah, right, like there are straight female gym teachers.

HORNY JOEL MADDEN FANFICTION
Who is JOEL MADDEN?

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Yes, Leprechaun. Suck it.

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He's totally biased, though, since it's his mom.

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The Muffin Boys should make a whole album worth of remixes of that song.

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Also, too cook them.

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Do you really want a bear at the family reunion?

"jude law" and "pie in the face"
I think that this fantasy involves licking the pie off of Jude Law, because he's pretty and pie is tasty. That's actually a pretty awesome fantasy... I could go for some Jude Law and pie right about now. Happy birthday to me!

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6 comments:

Dominic; 06-29-2004 @ 08:37 AM CDT

Is it really your birthday?

Sarah; 06-29-2004 @ 05:50 PM CDT

Yep, it is.

Dominic; 06-30-2004 @ 07:08 AM CDT

Happy Birthday!

I know this'll now be a day late, but I don't have regular access to a computer.

Oh, and it was my sister's birthday on the 29th too... I should've probably sent a card or something.

Kevin; 07-03-2004 @ 07:46 PM CDT

The I Fucked Her collection is one of Chanel's best, but it hasn't been selling well for some reason.

Also, happy birthday!

Atlantima; 07-07-2004 @ 08:46 AM CDT

Hapy Berthday.

interest only mortgage; 06-10-2005 @ 04:05 PM CDT

I'm ripping you off!