lawnpig!

August 07, 2004 @ 09:12:50 PM

images of a guy fucking his bride & mother in law
So you're saying he gets along pretty well with his mother-in-law?

cardinals suck jokes *
"Hey, Bill, did you hear the one about the Cardinals sucking?"
"No."
"Darn. That one was funny."

ooze mary-kate and ashley
I secrete them quite often.

"other people use my internet connection" *
You should devise a way that using your internet connection gives others a mild shock, until they stop using it.

houston astros halloween costume
I want to be Lance Berkman!

"+a caffeine free diet coke" *
I've got one of those, all right.

i wnat pron!!!
Really? Because I wnat Tron!!!

did pirates make their enemies walk the plank
Only the really cool ones.

2003 cardinals "hungo award"
Yay!

kentucky dog cum on her
Is that anything like Kentucky bluegrass?

nude+teacher+oprah
And at the end of the show, she gave everyone in the audience a gift basket.

20 pichers of really low riders
Well, OK, as long as they are really low.

If a girl takes cum in there mouth do they get preganant
Yes.

sexy pic of pregnant teen giving birth to child
Did the teen get pregnant by taking cum in the mouth?

"ashley" "Mary-kate" "please, don't" pussy
Please. Don't.

black grils at home taking nude photos of themselves and they put it on there on web p
Grills have a lot more functions than I thought.

stupid big fucken cocks for my wife
You sound bitter. Maybe you really don't want your wife having sex with other guys.

can pirate's can get married *
Do you need to know because you're writing Pirates of the Caribbean fan fic?

I Didn't Leave the Following Comment:
Sarah on 08-02-2004 @ 05:19 PM CDT says: "I'm not a lesbian but Marykate and Ashley, gosh, they make me want to be. I just want to finger them and then have their tounge up my vagina"
(I'm not a lesbian, either, and I don't want to do that with the Olsen twins. Go figure.)

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1 comment:

perry; 08-11-2004 @ 11:08 PM CDT

do u no where i cud get pitchers of some1 poppin her cherry plz?