October 01, 2004 @ 03:56:24 PM
(It's extra long, because it's number 500! And because I haven't updated in a long time!)
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Asks Google: "Did you mean: breast raincock pussy dog?"
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That ain't porn.Old Comments:
hi on 09-22-2004 @ 01:07 PM CDT says: "u no i think ur bein mean makin fun of pplz comments because ther probubly just tryin 2 be funny so dont be so meen ps ur site is funny"
(If they're trying to be funny, they probably enjoy my comments. If not, it's unlikely they'll ever know what I wrote. Either way, I win.)Tiffany R. on 09-23-2004 @ 01:14 PM CDT says: "You're exceptionally weird."
(I'm weird? You searched How much does Ashley Olsen weigh?! The answer, however, is 289 pounds.)Destiny on 09-25-2004 @ 12:03 PM CDT says: "Hello,Mary-Kate&Ashley,I am your biggest fan.I love watching your movies,I wan't to watch the movie New York Minute.I watch all of your videos.Good-Bye!!!"
(I like it when people address me as the Olsen twins. This person searched email mary kate&ashley olsen.)
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mk +a; 10-03-2004 @ 05:07 PM CDTmary kate ur so cool!
oy vey; 10-27-2004 @ 06:44 PM CDTlmao-this is great...very entertaining ;)
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