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October 22, 2004 @ 05:00:14 PM

Sexy Stuffs:

fuck grils in the ass ho will there smoking at the some time
Yes. At some point after we have the hooker perform anal sex on our grills, there will be some smoking.

piss slut stating dirty requests - shit too. audio
I can't imagine you'll find many piss/shit sluts stating clean requests on the internet.

horny pictures of people wanting to jack off
You can see the burning need to jack off in their eyes. You can feel the tension in the pictures.

what the size for penis of men in 18 years old(chinese)
There is but one right size. If you're bigger or smaller, you're wrong.

show me wav clips of girls eating cum
You can watch .wav clips?

Search sex pichers that i can see
How about some pictures that you can feel?

erotic squid octopus rape
I think that it's mean for a squid to rape an octopus, not erotic.

buffy sit on a bottle +nude pics
Somewhat later, there was vampire slaying.

wedding peach naked sex OR nackt "wedding peach"
Oh, they're all up in being nackt.

oprah +nude +pics
It's about damn time someone asked me this.

insist porn.com
"I insist that there be porn - dot com!"

"cow pussy" -bestiality -worthington
Really? I don't think I'd shoot down "Worthington" like that.

hayden christensen orgies
They primarily involve doughnuts.

Less Sexy Stuffs:

marykate and ashley olsen sue shirt company
Maybe now they'll finally have enough money to live on.

mary-kate screams at fan
He was hurling sanwiches at her...

"switch from caps" in word
Turn off caps lock?

edmonds half shirt pictures
That did look kinda gay.

"the sky is blue" -why *
It's a statement, not a question.

hardees slow ride girl
I bet she'd sleep with you.

where are some pichers on blizzards?
It would be hard to put a picture on a blizzard.

poppin' fresh laughing *
I'm gonna poke the shit out of that little bastard.

what did the phantom of the opera cape look like
Black.

"john andrew clark" -chess -truck -geneaology
I don't know. It's a pretty sweet truck.

search for what to do if you are a cow gril
Grill cows.

day of the national league MVP *
I don't think we get mail that day.

how to tie woogle *
I don't know what that means.

"vanilla ice hair" -cream -cone
This one just cracks me up.

the ships only tooth is + zelda
And it brushes each day.

Stupid Comments:

mie on 10-15-2004 @ 03:51 AM CDT says: "hallo two nice girl"
(But I'm only one person!)

get well soon! on 10-15-2004 @ 11:34 PM CDT says: "mary kate get well soon! we all luv u!"
(She just needs to kick that coke to the curb.)

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5 comments:

Kevin; 10-22-2004 @ 09:57 PM CDT

I think the ""cow pussy" -bestiality -worthington" search excluded "worthington" because of the Cal Worthington car dealership commercials. They said, "Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal," which can sound like, "pussy cow, pussy cow, pussy cow." This interpretation was helped by the big cats featured in the commercials. The "cow" part didn't make any sense, though. That's why when I was little, I thought it said "pussy Cal." I thought it was the cat's name.

tasty pirate; 10-22-2004 @ 11:10 PM CDT

wtf this site is gay

bunion boy; 10-29-2004 @ 10:06 PM CDT

lick my bunions lick them tell there crisp and jucy

Gaelen; 11-13-2004 @ 05:17 PM CDT

I found this site by searching on "pussy cow" (referenced in the comment above -- my husband and I were going to be Cal Worthington and the tiger for Halloween) and have now spent multiple (MULTIPLE!) hours going through the archived search results. The site is hilarious, and I was shocked to see that the webmistress is only 22!!! You obviously have a great future ahead of you with such a terrific wit. Thanks for a good laugh.

Gaelen; 11-13-2004 @ 05:22 PM CDT

I found this site by searching on "pussy cow" (referenced in the comment above -- my husband and I were going to be Cal Worthington and the tiger for Halloween) and have now spent multiple (MULTIPLE!) hours going through the archived search results. The site is hilarious, and I was shocked to see that the webmistress is only 22!!! You obviously have a great future ahead of you with such a terrific wit. Thanks for a good laugh.