December 25, 2004 @ 02:13:32 AM

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Ho, ho, ho! Merry ass-fucking!

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Do you listen to his "12 Days of Christmas" on 8-track?

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The people at the video store gave us National Lampoon's Holiday Reunion instead of Napolean Dynamite, and it almost ruined Christmas.

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When you say "helpers", are you talking about the elves or the department store Santas?

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They aren't looking for clubs in the Southwest, just hot Santa gayness.

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That's no way to honor the birth of Jesus.

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Are the cheerleaders nude, too, or... ?

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My favorite thing about Christmas. Seriously. Well, those and eating fudge.

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Really? I'll be taking your word about that, searcher.

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He was born of the fresh Christmas snow.

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"... the bells, bells, bells, bells-
Bells, bells, bells-
To the moaning and the groaning of the bells."

Merry Christmas, those of you who celebrate it! (If you don't, have a bitchin' Saturday.)

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