April 23, 2005 @ 09:24:25 PM

in-the-snow-barefoot -liberty-to-vote -freedom-to-vote
But would they vote in a -box-with-a-fox?

skippy is back *
Back again. (Word to your mother.)

girls who kile cum
Who's Kile?

"pirate names" for kids
Red Beard.

tasty waffles -recipe *
"I'm afraid that if I actually make the waffles, I'll never be able to eat anything else again!"

I WAS SO HORNEY I COULD SCREAM
SO YOU WROTE IN ALL CAPS TO INDICATE THAT YOU WERE YELLING.

bob esponja up smoker video
"Smoke up, Patrick! Boy, do I have the munchies!"

hygiene in ancient greece
It may have involved water. Or nothing.

Girls Who Take Their Panties Off and have Pussy to Dog Cock Intercourse.
I like when searchers are overly specific, and I like when searchers combine crude slang terms with technical ones. Thus, I enjoyed this hit.

mother that cuts off her son's penis to stop sex whit grils
That's not what happened. She had to take him to have it amputated because it was so terribly burned.

(my mother and i do meth together and then we fuck for hours)
(Then they pick imaginary bugs off of each other and use unnecessary parenthesis.)

cardinals tarp and frog
The Post Dispatch thing?

believe bracelet cubs *
I, for one, am 100% convinced that the Cubs exist. I've even seen them in person.

duckies *
They're awesome, baby!

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2 comments:

Kevin; 04-26-2005 @ 06:05 AM CDT

Your take on it was hilarious, but the genital mutilation by the mother is one of the most disturbing search requests I've ever seen.

Sarah; 06-10-2005 @ 05:09 PM CDT

Deleting 292 comments takes WAY too long.