April 30, 2001
placido polanco theme song - You'll need to ask him about that, I think. I'm the only search result, and I haven't a clue.
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cheap tank tops - It's all our Old Navy is good for!
bras white "32c bras" - And I'm the only result. Bleh.
[4:26:44 AM | permalink!]chevy's tex mex official web site - That's how my mommy would search it!
heather pie face - I just don't know.
nakednews - How did AOL know doing news in the raw was my dream?
[3:57:51 AM | permalink!]April 28, 2001
Legend of Mana MUCK - I'll assume that's some varietry of RPG. Bleh.
tasty naked nude pirates - As long as they're naked AND nude. Not just one or the other.
claritin AND pirate drugs - I [heart] pirated drugs.
mr t vs cats - The musical or the animal?
[2:38:48 AM | permalink!]April 26, 2001
what medical condition do the Simpsons have - They're not real, so they're probably OK.
pirate birthday cake recipes - This URL must have looked really relevant.
Hardees Restaurant theme song - Those ads suck, and hard.
re where can i find incest pictures - Why the "re"? Were they afraid of finding that question again and again, with no responses?
what should i do - Just get the damned lip piercing, and leave me alone!
[8:20:59 PM | permalink!]April 25, 2001
jerry hump.com - My site is obviously that URL.
How much did it cost to make The Phantom of the Opera - $5.
jim edmonds pregnant - Who would search that? Is he having Mike James' baby?
full version of the pittsburgh penguins theme song - I can't even give you an abbreviated version.
clinton fake sex pics - You can probably find those, but not here.
spoiler sites about 7th heaven - The dialogue is so natural and witty!
[4:18:46 AM | permalink!]see my bitch nude - I don't have a bitch, but if I did, I wouldn't be sharing her with you!
41 week pregnant galleries - This is another one of those situations where I think it had to be obvious to the searcher they weren't getting what they wanted, but they had to see what the feck I was talking about.
retro beer graphics - Billy Beer!
cleavage none nude network - So... cleavage or none?
Andy, Dominos, Monkey - Hmmm. Yeah, I guess that thing is supposed to be a monkey.
how to find hooker in your area - They usually sell those at craft stores.
("Brian Pattern") - I very much like how this search term was presented. (I had to edit the URL for this to post right, though.)
[2:18:44 AM | permalink!]April 23, 2001
assembly photos pie - I'm picturing a Krispy Kreme-like establishment, but with pies.
what do you think is the fairest way to allocate scarce medical resources - Whoa! Why on Earth would I show up second on this search? I've never thought about that in my life.
[4:26:18 AM | permalink!]April 22, 2001
www.incest/fun mom - That's a great URL! Better than one that works, anyway.
pittsburgh nude pictures - That city needs to put some pants on.
wench cleavage - That's the best kind.
outsports - How do they know people with questions similar to "outsports" (which so isn't a question) found my site relevant? I'd bet they didn't.
teenies pants gallery -porn -pussy - Hot pants! (It's always nice to see someone who knows what they want.)
[7:38:14 PM | permalink!]April 21, 2001
St. louis Cardinals aim icon - It's about time!
deep in the cunt - I'm just surprised I'm ranked so high on that one.
pirate style cheese - I think they were referring to that ad, where the Captain comes in, and then they all eat cheese.
photos of cops in madagascar - Cops in Madagascar are always photogenic, and I appreciate that. (Or maybe they just did an episode of the show there...)
tasty-pirate.org nebulizer - That one hits close to home.
sex with older cousins - I'm quite the authority on sex with older cousins.
[2:31:52 AM | permalink!]April 19, 2001
father porn gallery - Is Father Porn related to Father Time?
commercials wonder bread pictures - I can't imagine this searcher thought that they were getting a relevant result when they clicked on my site. They were likely enticed by the mention of "cum on bread".
Computer show Rick Ankiel nude - Computer tried. Computer failed.
where can i find pictures of the genetically altered monkey - I don't know, but I would have named him "Monkey and Jellyfish and Chicken". We've been over that before, though.
couples naked in the forest - I hope they steer clear of the poison oak.
[4:22:36 AM | permalink!]April 18, 2001
pirate picture cheesy - Mmm... pirate con queso. This searcher may have found what they wanted, here.
pickle pirate - It's just a pickle, with a hook and an eyepatch. (Just one letter shy of "pickled pirate"...)
what day of the week was 3/28/35 - I don't know, but apparently I posted a blog entry at 3:28:35 PM one day.
free nude pics on the backstreet boys (with no signing up ) - I make my readers sign up before letting them see The Backstreet Boys with porn taped to their chests.
pirate,decor - Pirates just aren't known for their decorating skills.
Rick Ankiel nude with Britt Reames - Slashy!
"Rick, ya think you could put on some clothes, buddy?"
"No."
"Let's go frolic, then, and post pictures on the internet."
"OK."
I'm the only site that comes up in this search, naturally.
[4:33:31 AM | permalink!]April 17, 2001
whorehouse skanks - I'm number one! What a proud moment for me.
cum shot ru - ru? This is the German Google, so maybe that actually means something...
blog st. louis - I have a blog, kind of, and I mention St. Louis a lot. I guess I'm semi-relevant.
cock on icq - I originally read this one as "cook on icq", and that was far more interesting.
scott lasky live - I hope so!
[4:17:37 AM | permalink!]April 16, 2001
jd drew barefoot - Ewww... feet. And why isn't he Mickey Mantle yet?
Cartoon pictures of the muffin man - Cooool...
battlebot tickets - My Battlebot would be named either Steve or Battlebot and Chicken.
Erik and Christine made love - You bet they did! Hot, passionate, monkey love, even! (That image is highly disturbing. Mask on or off?)
pittsburgh pirates windows theme - I think it was my mention of "The Pittsburgh Pirates' half-assed pirate theme is" that drew the searcher in.
actual nude zelda pictures - Can a cartoon character's picture ever be "actual"? Ponder that one. (Assuming, of course, this person was referring to The Legend of Zelda's Zelda.)
old time wench nude pics - None of those new-fangled wenches will do.
[4:54:13 AM | permalink!]jim edmonds at rams game - That's an odd fetish.
hal sparks naked nude - Not just nude. Naked nude.
girls gone nude - Oh, my!
blue clues guy - Steve!
[1:16:36 AM | permalink!]April 15, 2001
Ash's mom images - You'd think Brock would hit on her more.
baseball-announcers - I don't think that's usually hyphenated, is the thing...
michael scott pictures nude - Pretty obvious how I got a hit for that, if you think about it.
pot brownies physics - Pot brownies in a physic's class? That might have kept me from dropping that class.
Very nude sim pictures - How does one get very nude, especially when one is a Sim?
Darn Cat - Cat and Chicken!
porn stares - If the person/people in the pictures are looking at the camera, I guess it might seem like they're staring.
[1:56:24 AM | permalink!]April 13, 2001
how long namezero lasts - As long as you'd like it to, champ.
Sims cat download - I want one! And also a cow.
hard to find incest pictures - The one's on my site are impossible to find.
ESPN the magazine Mike Matheny - I do have that issue...
monkey, jellyfish picture - Poor little monkey/jellyfish.
"nude thirteen" - Is that anything like Deep 13?
"buffalo butt" - And Big Bird, from Sesame Street.
[11:06:14 PM | permalink!]snow nude pics - I think it would be harder to find clothed pics of snow. (Or maybe they meant "show nude pics". Still stupid, though.)
incest pictures with text - The kind without text suck, you know. How do you know the relation between those people?
qvc nude - The whole channel?
pittsburgh penguins AIM icon - Sorry, but no.
Pittsburgh pirates buddy icon - See above.
pussy napkin - Napkins for cats? Because Cat and Chicken could use those sometimes...
"word to your mother" jacket - I'm number one! I bet this searcher was watching SNL last night.
Birthday Pie Face - A pie in the face is a great way to say, "Happy birthday!"
fingernail injury - (Pesky non-working link.) Michael shut his finger in a door, once.
[12:55:24 AM | permalink!]April 11, 2001
incest fun - The text that showed up with this result included: "hot incest fun - None of that going on at this site, Bucko. Not even if it's fun." You can see why they decided to click on my site.
fake doctors note template - They probably just clicked to find out how I planned to fake my own death.
fantine - It's amazing how high I'm ranked on that one.
grandma having sex - My Grandma doesn't do that! She's virtuous!
Free The SImpsons Nude - Yes! Free it!
"church skits" - For Easter?
Cyber Babe Expo 2001 gallery - I wish I had something to do with this one!
hot icq sounds - I like to hear bacon frying when I receive a message.
claritin-d "wear off" - I don't tend to use much Claritin-D.
"nude pics of me" - I would never subject my readers to that. I don't even post pictures of myself clothed.
"why the cardinals suck" - Because you're like, an idiot or a Cubs fan or something. The Cardinals rule! Unless you were referring to the 1999 team. In that case, it was mostly - if not solely - the pitching staff that caused the team to suck.
gunk - I know a thing or two about gunk, my friend.
Zelda porn sex link - Why? WHY!?
[4:23:42 AM | permalink!]April 10, 2001
water polo buddy icon - Cool! But I don't have one.
Jim Edmonds marital status - He's divorced, with two daughters, a girlfriend, and Mike James.
spankin gallery - Not to be confused with a spanking gallery.
girlfriends basement wrestle - Are they in Jell-o or pudding?
nic pie - That does sound awfully tempting.
pirate baseball web cam - Pittsburgh Pirate games, or illegal broadcasts?
[4:34:17 AM | permalink!]pirate boots fetish - They are sexy.
pirate karaoke songs - Those pirates are forever adding "arrr!" to the songs.
clown porn girls - So you're saying some people might find my full clown make-up sexy?
show hotmail passwords - Hotmail told me not to give you my passwords.
pics of girls with periods - Girls holding punctuation. Kinky.
pittsburgh pirates buddy icon - Nope, sorry.
John Fuck you Reames - This one cracked me up hard.
tasty fake photo - My secret is that I add a little hot sauce to my fake photos.
jude law fucked photos - Nah, he's fine...
chris pronger fan club - I might join, if I get a cool T-shirt.
show a picture of a 32c bra - I love when people give the search engines direct commands, as if they understand.
[3:22:23 AM | permalink!]April 9, 2001
bondage in the 1800s - Old school kinky sex comes to mind, but maybe they just wanted info on slavery.
uncensored having sex sounds - If you censored them, wouldn't you end up with nothing?
cum recipe - You just need a consenting adult male and a little time. (And maybe some porn.)
White Sox Winner sound - I enjoy that one, too, but have not archived it here.
chick bends over - Then the adult chickens came over and started pecking it. Poor thing.
plus sized petite clothing - Thankfully, not something I need.
blog cat - Cats tend not to keep very exciting web logs.
[2:09:03 AM | permalink!]April 7, 2001
hooters restaurant picture - I should take a picture of Porkins at Hooters! (I can see where this actually looked like a relevant result, too.)
britt pussy - That's a horrible name!
my nude pics im 13 years old - 13-year-olds are so skanky.
fuck elizabeth montgomery - Yeah! That bitch.
tv image retro - Any retro TV image will do, thank you.
[4:37:27 AM | permalink!]night at the roxbury e-cards - Hmm... I guess I was asking for this when I mentioned that the movie sucked less than I expected.
the muffin man song crazy for you - The Muffin Man sang in Crazy For You? I know nothing about such things.
teenies too good to be true - They sure are.
[3:56:00 AM | permalink!]April 6, 2001
peanut butter nude sex pics - Mmm, peanut butter!
pictures of the Backstreet boys caught nude - I hope they weren't too cold.
superman poem - And they got just what they needed.
jason kendall pictures nude - I can understand where one would think this was a relevant result, but it's not.
INVALID_ADDRESS@ .SYNTAX-ERROR - Hmm...
your so jokes - My so jokes?
Things you should do at a Walmart - Shop, work, eat crappy food... there are all sorts of options! Just don't whistle.
pudding pirate - "Arrr! We must find a suitable buryin' place fer the puddin'!"
wee man oompa video - WTF?
pirate passwords - Try "landlubber".
count chocula pics - He is so sexy.
[2:57:10 AM | permalink!]April 4, 2001
FREE PICS OF 5 YEAR OLDS HAVING SEX - You're sick, searcher.
thirteen year old pussy - With proper vet care, cats are living past that age quite regularly.
backyard nude party - Can we grill some stuff, or is that more of a hazard when you're nude?
sex on a rocket ship pics - On a rocket ship, or in a rocket ship? Hmm.
nude photos of 17 year olds - There's not much difference between nude 17 and nude 18 year olds. Can't you just hold out until she's a few months older and it's legal to see her nude (assuming that you're of age)?
pirate candy cotton - Pirates make the best candy cotton.
drunken father incest pics - I'm not touching that with a ten-foot ugly stick.
copying monkey island - Like a scale model?
what pirates say arr Kinda answered your own question, there.
scans from girls gone wild - I doubt many people have taken pictures of their tv screen while watching "Girls Gone Wild", developed them, scanned them, and posted them on the web, but it couldn't hurt to check.
nude pictures for the sims - I'm sure they'll appreciate those.
face scans - In my experience, those don't come out well.
pirate sarah - I fit the "sarah" part better than the "pirate" part.
[4:43:06 AM | permalink!]pictures of chris pronger and his house - That's kind of a cute search, actually. I can only offer pictures of Sim Chris Pronger in his Sim house, though.
pictures of chamelions - You would think more results would show up for this search.
pics of older people involved in incest - How old are we talking about, here? Older than you? Older than Bob Hope? What? My site is useless, regardless.
Darryl Kile aim buddy icon - I was the only result. Alas, I couldn't help.
Peirce your own ear - You'll need ice and a potato...
simpsons gone wild - A lovely combination of "simpsons nude" and "girls gone wild", I guess.
IM FUCKED - You must be, if you needed to go through over 400 sites containing the words "I'm fucked".
nude pictures of the sims game - See, I like to dress my Sims game up before I take its picture. It looks nicer that way.
girls gone wild nude uncensored - (Link doesn't work.) I was hoping for the censored version, myself. I like seeing the girls going wild, but I don't really want to look at all of those nipples.
angelfire girls nude - Nude girls with sites at angelfire? Cool!
[1:19:09 AM | permalink!]April 2, 2001
where can i find 13 year olds nude - Kentucky.
sanitary pussy - Make sure to keep the litter pan clean. That helps.
"riding the bullet" free - I didn't even know what you were looking for until I saw the other search results, so...
picture galleries for hardcare sex - I misspelled "hardcore" once, and now I constantly receive searches for "hardcare sex".
Rick Ankiel Articles - Most of them involve drug dealing and wild pitches, these days.
12 years olds nude pics - You know, maybe they just want the pictures themselves to be 12 years olds.
porn the sims objects - I'd like a dildo chair and a Penthouse collection for my Pronger household.
mmmm...... pie - "Can we have pie for dinner?" (Die ad, die!)
are supermen real? - Yes.
"how to slap shot" - Try not to aim at Pronger's forearm, and you'll do fine.
pictures of pirate arrrr - "arrrr"... *snort"
[8:00:43 PM | permalink!]April 1, 2001
My main stats page wasn't updated today. Grrr.
vacuuming sex - How on Earth does one vacuum sex?
nude vacuuming pics - Now, that makes some sense.
pictures of fredbird - I may someday be able to provide you with a picture of Fredbird and Porkins, but that's the best I can do.
nickelodeon pie fight pictures - Oh, the Olympics! (The text google sucked up for that hit is really intriguing.)
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