May 26, 2001
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lalasan - ?
[4:12:19 AM | permalink!]May 25, 2001
"she was not considered for academic scholarships" - I'm the only hit for this one. (With the quotes, of course.)
Jim Edmonds at Chevy's Fresh Mex - There's a dream come true.
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"blank pogs" - Those are the best. You can make any POG you want! The Fonz, for instance.
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[4:33:51 AM | permalink!]May 24, 2001
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[9:16:55 PM | permalink!]May 23, 2001
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"Chris Richard" nude - That's a new one, too.
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Spork Shrines - They are worthy.
[10:41:51 PM | permalink!]May 22, 2001
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Patrick Swayze Christmas - Yay!
Roman Turek's Birthday - I don't know.
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Dominos Insurance Programs - The amazing thing is that someone went through over 230 results to click on my obviously irrelevant site.
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[8:33:19 PM | permalink!]May 21, 2001
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Bottle Feeding Pictures - I don't think pictures need to be fed at all.
Where can I find Pirate graphics? - Elsewhere.
Lala nude Patch - I don't know what to say, Jim.
picture of cheese - I love this search! (I would be more excited if it had been "nude pictures of cheese", though.)
[4:12:13 AM | permalink!]May 20, 2001
hardees biscuit - Eric made the best biscuits.
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nude 7th heaven pictures - No, not quite.
Legend of zelda porn sex pics - I might be able to scare up some porn abstinence pics.
[11:19:46 PM | permalink!]May 19, 2001
"Windows NT Chat" - The Pie Shrine!
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choke on fruit cake - "Bad Guillaume! Bad!" (Nobody else gets that, do they?)
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im 13 with nude pics - "I just wish your father was alive today to be as proud of you as I am." (Nobody gets that one, either. Well, Michael would.)
college parties with nude girls - There's always at least one nude girl when I'm at a college party.
[5:25:56 AM | permalink!]May 18, 2001
nude pics of girls going crazy - Did their insanity prompt them to rip off their clothing?
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[4:38:03 AM | permalink!]how to kick off an aol user from aol - That's not nice, searcher.
Sam Blows Goats - Yeah, Sam does suck.
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MONSTER COCKS ASS FUCKING - Ouch!
[3:58:04 AM | permalink!]May 17, 2001
"Internet Spy" "They Want BANNED In all 50 STATES" spam - This person may actually have found what they were looking for.
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Mary-Kate and Ashley pics of them nude - It's a pretty average request, in itself. I just loved the way it was phrased.
Rick Ankiel, Illinois - Hmmm. Well, he played in Peoria for about a day, if that's what you're talking about.
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Man Photos Porn - Ug.
[12:31:57 AM | permalink!]May 15, 2001
www.pics of a girl on meth.com - I wish that was my domain.
"chris richard" images - I'm branching out today.
Fernando Vina marital status - I don't think he is married. I'm not positive, though. He definitely has at least the one son, though.
"blame it on the macarena" - Oh, I intend to.
"oriole feeder" - Ours just attracted bees. Better luck to you, searcher.
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[4:27:20 AM | permalink!]May 14, 2001
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[9:26:19 PM | permalink!]copped a feel - Not to be confused with feeling a cop.
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"Pittsburgh Penguins" joke - Jaromir Jagr, a duck, and Cap'n Crunch walk into a bar.... (Eh, this is too hard.)
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"the sims" superhero patch free download - I'm the only result for this search. That's a pity: I was interested in this when I saw the search request.
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"Orioles"and "buddy icon" - How many teams does that make?
nude elf pics - Ahh. That's how Santa generates revenue - he sells nude pics of the elves.
[3:45:57 AM | permalink!]May 10, 2001
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Pamela Anderson in see through clothes - That can't be too hard to find. (Unless you're looking here, of course.)
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[8:44:50 PM | permalink!]May 9, 2001
for nude college girls gone wild nude pics - I can offer you some nude college girls fully clothed pics.
Crackwhore - I like it because it's simple.
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[1:34:27 AM | permalink!]May 7, 2001
NUDE PICS OF 13 YEAH OLDS - YEAH!
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[4:09:28 AM | permalink!]"pie fight" 2001 photos - This one brings up me and someone's guest book. I haven't even had a pie fight yet this year...
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[2:21:36 AM | permalink!]May 4, 2001
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8 year olds and pictures and porn - ... but not all at the same time. That would be overkill!
lanka nude sex girls - As in "Sri Lanka", I take it.
Back of Turek's Mask - Pretty sure it's an Iron Maiden thing.
big stuffed bulbasaur - Neat! I only have a very small stuffed Bulbasaur.
peter an peanut butter pics - I think Google was right on the money with it's "did you mean...?" suggestion, for a change.
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[7:27:14 PM | permalink!]May 3, 2001
pics of the old navy dog - I don't care much for dogs.
"hot shots" bar - Those ads suck.
9 year olds porn gallery 1 - You're a sick, sick, confusing person, searcher.
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REBUILD HANGING GARDENS - OK, but it's going to be a hotel and casino this time.
[6:10:10 PM | permalink!]May 2, 2001
Placido Polanco theme song sex - This search is a bit too strange to be real. Maybe someone wants to see this posted here. (Either that, or the song actually mentions sex. Hmm.)
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"I'm a call girl" - You bet I am! But not really.
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[4:48:09 AM | permalink!]meaty cheesy boy - Which one? TK? EJ? The other EJ? I think they're all right dreamy, myself.
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Drunken Chicken - Dirt Cheap Chicken, did you get into the wines?
sailors sucking sailors - That's how they convince they're unwilling coworkers to help with mutinies.
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