June 30, 2001
Reasons for taking Duratuss
Fun and profit, naturally.
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Are the tattoos cute, or are they just of animals who are cute?
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Real nude pics won't satisfy them. They need fake ones.
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I bet those Pirate Penguins are hot when they're nude.
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They won't be finding any here.
[11:54:16 PM | permalink!]free maked pics of girls posing nude
Free maked pics, eh? Are those fake pics?
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Drunken phone sex, no doubt....
[4:22:57 AM | permalink!]June 29, 2001
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Eddie Plank?
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I think that pies are sexy, in and of themselves.
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That's attractive.
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That is not where "tasty pirate" comes from!
"how to restore audio"
To what? You may have to quick restore the computer. Otherwise, you'll need a program like Cool Edit Pro.
Captain Squanky
"Arrr!" say he!
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Christine isn't in to that sort of thing.
[10:19:34 PM | permalink!]June 28, 2001
"anal rapes"
Gotta be proud to be amongst the top ten on that one.
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Well, as long as it's in Sri Lanka.
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I'd really like to have this search explained.
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Is that when you can't stop throwing out the "yo mama" jokes?
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I'm number one!
"pie in the face" +recipe
I think they usually use whipped cream in a pie pan. A real pie would be more painful, and a huge waste of a pie.
[4:59:35 PM | permalink!]June 27, 2001
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There was a stabbing at Denny's? (I guess that Springfield isn't necessarily of IL.)
[6:44:22 PM | permalink!]italian e-greetings
Given the text Google selected, my site actually looked promising on this one.
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That exact phrase (minus the "www." and ".com") does appear on the site....
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The Bathroom Boys are second only to the Meaty Chessy Boys, in my mind.
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Sadly, there is no Edmonds slash here.
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I can't believe someone would go through so many results.
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I like to picture Boss Hogg and Roscoe gettin' it on.
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There's a club for that? Someone went through over 530 results to hit a dead end at my site.
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This is the only site on the web to have used that exact phrase. Yay.
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I'm your one and only, baby.ug.
[4:56:19 PM | permalink!]great buns
Great buns think alike.
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They're very nice.com.
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I bet they use a lot of starch for that.
www.nude spreed .com
If not for this hit, I never would have noticed that spelling error.
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I never wear diapers or my nebulizer.
"pics of 5 year olds"
As long as they don't want nude pics, I guess it's OK.
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That query sounds neither here nor there.
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I don't have any of those.com.
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I hope they get grounded.
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Those are probably legal, even!
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How do pics results get pregnant?
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No, because the defense is bad enough without that distraction.
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It's nice to see people using the proper terminology.
[3:26:28 AM | permalink!]June 25, 2001
"pump the chair" - Grab the tail.
porn+rugrats+on+nickelodeon\ - I thought that "Rugrats" was exclusively hardcore porn. It shouldn't be hard to find.
pirated registration codes - AOL is retarded.
sexy aol sounds - "Welcome! You've got mail!" It's a real turn-on.
"V. C. Andrews" incest - Oy.
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[4:00:50 AM | permalink!]June 23, 2001
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St. Louis Bikini Girls - Where do I sign up?
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[4:04:35 AM | permalink!]June 22, 2001
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turkey porn gallery - Happy Thanksgiving!
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"pirate style" bras - They may offer those at Hot Topic. It's worth a look.
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Arrrggh! Pirate Crack - Arrrggh, indeed.
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Mandy eBay - You can buy Mandy on Ebay?
[2:09:23 AM | permalink!]June 21, 2001
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nude pics "the sims" -pussy -taylor - I still don't get the fascination with nude sims.
dinger cat cartoon - "Dinger Cat: The Cat Who Goes Yard"
QVC Foot Fetish - *shrug*
Family Guy cartoon sex pics - As opposed to real pictures from "The Family Guy". (It's a nice break from nude Simpsons, anyway.)
pregnant daughters incest pics - No.
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[1:05:35 AM | permalink!]June 20, 2001
Hi, my nude photos - How are you, my nude photos?
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pirate tattoos - Tattoos on pirates, or of them?
Stechschulte Family Tree - I wonder if they ever call themselves "Suckschulte".
"can't throw anything away" - I actually can throw some things away.
mathewson christy - It's fortunate that my site shows up before many more relevant ones.
[3:23:09 AM | permalink!]June 18, 2001
incest in Phantom of the Opera - Hmm.... That might help, actually.
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simpsons "i'm number one" - You sure are.
pirate shirt designs - I should design some shirts featuring Stereotypical Pirate.
foot fetish qvc - I fail to see the connection. I've never seen feet (for sale or otherwise) on QVC. And I watched hours upon hours of QVC when I was little and couldn't sleep. Those times really sucked.
[4:37:51 AM | permalink!]June 14, 2001
Chevy's happy birthday song download - I didn't even know they had a special birthday song, and yet I'm the only result. That's a shame.
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Crushlink Hints - It sucks!
Northwestern girls nude pics - Girls attending Northwestern, or girls from the Northwest?
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[4:38:37 AM | permalink!]Eric Kittner - Is he related to Kurt?
pig pirate cartoon - That would rawk.
qui_oui@hotmail.com - I'm the only one who shows up. I remember that person from Friendly Faces, though.
pictures of pizzas - Oh, those'll come in handy.
lesbian lingo - Someone went through more than 140 pages to get to me. They must've found something relevant before this.
nude pics if the cartoon simpsons - Nude pics, but only if the cartoon Simpsons. (So is "Simpsons" a verb?)
[3:44:40 AM | permalink!]June 13, 2001
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holly jo crane - She rocked. Hard.
www.angelfire.com/nude - Did you check the URL, then search it because it doesn't exist?
[3:34:26 AM | permalink!]June 10, 2001
olive garden chocolate lasagna - It's painfully sweet.
Britt Reames homerun - I don't know. I'm pretty sure he was sent down, though.
monkey big cock - If you put that search in quotation marks, only one other site shows up.
pirate and snack - They like cheese, according to an ad I've seen.
free gay muscle sex - That is no longer the focus of this page.
pirate boxes - Treasure chests?
[7:57:32 PM | permalink!]June 9, 2001
pirate sick porn - He should take vitamins.
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loser lost barefoot - "The only thing Shoeless Joe is guilty of is playing his heart out."
"I have a splitting headache" - I feel for you, kid. Now take your migraine medication.
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"jd drew" and married 2001 - Not that I know of, but I'm no expert. (I hear he lays off those road skanks, though, if you're doing research in an effort to get some.)
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