July 30, 2001
how does catdog use the bathroom
Oh, he just walks through the door.
Ian Thorpe biscuit
Mmm, Australian food.
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Yo! MTV Incest!
home photos+10 year olds+nude+neighbor incest
How much debauchery can you fit into one search?
[11:45:02 PM | permalink!]July 29, 2001
glue tip on pool cue
Yeah, I guess you could do that.
Trent Green
Yet another sports figure's name that I rank higher in the search results for than I deserve to.
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I think they're all horrible.
+pictures +pirate +magazine +porn
I guess my page is close enough.
[6:48:26 PM | permalink!]"rhino kites"
I'm the only result. That's too bad.
prosportspage rogers
I liked that site, minus the "rogers".
fake nude pictures of the girls from nickelodeon
Which girls? I just have those Catdog pics, apparently....
mary kate and ashley episodes for download
Episodes of what?
college girls clothed pics
Freak.
fruit loop
Not for a while.
[2:50:10 AM | permalink!]July 27, 2001
Shepy
He rawked.
"St. Louis"+Adventure
Bark in the Park! BARK IN THE PARK!
pics of college girls from Illinois
They are pretty fine.
making meth from allegra
I'll figure it out eventually.
petite heels
It points them to a "your momma's so short" joke.
beer porn
Beer loves gettin' jiggy with it.
[4:24:41 AM | permalink!]July 25, 2001
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Yeah, that'd be h0t.
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Of course you don't want to sign up. It's illegal!
pig aim icon
You could alter my pig, turn it into an AIM icon.
copped a cheap feel
Number one!
[7:03:27 PM | permalink!]July 24, 2001
"his leather pants"
They fit like a dream.
download 2 legit 2 quit
Why?
[10:50:50 PM | permalink!]miss teen usa piercing
I have a couple of those piercings.
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Aye, matey! Arrrrr!
neighbors suck
I agree, but I can't believe you really looked through 350+ web sites.
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Yummy.
sex + calculus nude
I would probably have shown up for class even less often if I had to go nude.
hairy red haired men
Eww.
lists of pictures of hairy male chests
Lists of them. They love that middle man.
Free Nude Sanitary Napkins Pics
Well, I don't think they were clothes....
drewcash
I'm the one and only, baby.
[4:36:13 AM | permalink!]July 23, 2001
smoove b archives all
Head on over to The Onion. They can help you better than I.
"eat your children" "mike tyson"
I don't think he's bluffing.
pimp rings
Based on the page they clicked on, they may actually have been looking for pimp related web rings. Cool. They put a little too much effort into it, though, considering how many results they looked through.
beer background images
I love the word "beer".
[12:40:21 AM | permalink!]July 21, 2001
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You've got to do something to wind down after all that plundering.
[11:26:53 PM | permalink!]Andy Benes Picture of first pitch at bob
They're that specific and still find me. (I was just mentioning how much the guy in the Skinemax flick I was watching looked like Andy Benes.)
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Gotta love that gay baseball.
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Because "home made incest" involving older people would just be gross.
[5:43:12 AM | permalink!]July 20, 2001
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I'm always tracing phone calls at the Excalibur.
800 x 600 pirate
He's a very oddly shaped pirate.
dirty pirate or sailor songs
"Blow the Man Down"?
Opening Night poem for actors
Well, there was the rap for Bob Cuccioli. It's kind of like a poem.
hypersomnia
That's me! (I love showing up on those single word searches.)
Stereotypical
And there's another one.
"she is shorter than"
Dirt.
frog pie
I'm going to pretend that they mean frog-shaped pie.
[7:10:47 PM | permalink!]July 19, 2001
cool incest pictures
I think they're all cool.
american hot rodder
That's me.
mom phonesex
I'm not sure how to interpret this one....
latest jokes Bill and Hil Clinton
... because they've heard all of the old ones.
pics of sexy pregnant 13-year-olds
Egads! (I don't think any of the results were relevant.)
[9:29:22 PM | permalink!]what i need to build a battlebot
Gloves, and a hammer. Probaby some duct tape. And sparkles!
"Girls Gone Wild" "Kentucky"
Those Kentuckians are wacky.
"pictures of girls" dressed up as pirates
"Did you mean: "pictures of girls" dressed up aspirates?" Google is helpful.
[4:00:22 AM | permalink!]July 18, 2001
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I would have had to get right on posting that.
"hotmail layout"
It was different for a couple of hours last night. I didn't care much for it.
+"girls going crazy" +pictures
Those girls need help, not photographs.
"That's my Ronald"
"Who makes the stupidest crap seem fun,
Who's looking out for number one?
That's my Ronald McDonald!"
[8:03:36 PM | permalink!]July 17, 2001
feh tissue
Feh, indeed!
[10:52:46 PM | permalink!]nude pics of 38 year olds
That's an awfully random age, there.
qvc fake pictures
I think they usually show real pictures of the merchandise.
"20" and "my nude pics"
Where did you last see your 20 nude pics?
[7:44:59 PM | permalink!]www.porns with periods
Don't all www.porns have periods? They're right after the "www".
"summer of Sex"
Best camp ever .
drawing of a safe
I have a drawing of a pig, if that helps.
neopets brian tree
I think they mean brain tree.
sexy rope knots
My friend Pete dated a rope knot once. It was hot.
[2:00:36 AM | permalink!]July 16, 2001
spiderman tie
I totally belonged in the top five results for this one....
[6:00:31 PM | permalink!]July 15, 2001
man bisexual
Again: AOL is SMRT.
"how do I" aol chat "spell check"
I haven't a clue. I don't do much of the AOL chatting.
"Blue's Clues" slash Steve
Steve is my hero, you know.
[11:18:58 PM | permalink!]miss cleo sucks
Don't you be sayin' bad things about my Miss Cleo!
Vanilla Ice's pics
Not necessarily pictures of Vanilla Ice, but his own pictures.
pancakes uncle bill's
"Tufts of hair from those fry cooks,
Made the pancakes taste so good!"
[12:55:52 AM | permalink!]July 14, 2001
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I always thought snow porn was pretty h0t.
GALLERY PIE SLAP
That's like pig slappin', I betcha.
pics of drunken girls sucking
Of course they suck. Their motor skills have been compromised by the liquor.
mother in law nude pics
I have no mother-in-law, but if I did, I bet she would have many a nude pic she'd let me post.
[4:13:09 PM | permalink!]iron mask girl pics fetish
Yeah, that Leonardo DiCaprio rawks.
Oldschool Pong
My site could be considered relevant.
Actual Girlfriends Nude Pics
I bet almost every (female) nude pic you find is of someone who has been an actual girlfriend at some point. (They probably wanted some real lesbian couples, though.)
icq babe list
I should be on that list.
porn+supermen
Gotta love that search engine.
kind of cheese
I think it's head cheese.
[12:45:00 AM | permalink!]July 13, 2001
I hate the Mets
You're not alone.
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If they're nude, they're bottomless. I think.
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I can't do that. Darn.
images of shaq
I'm number one! It leads to a broken page, though.
[5:07:45 AM | permalink!]July 12, 2001
"Chris Richard" gay
Is that a level of gayness?
54 Chevy boy nude
Naturally, All That Chat (West Coast) is the first result. I'm 7th.
grape crushing pics
I guess I do crush a lot of grapes.
Hug DVD player
*hug* I love you, DVD player.
Play-Doh Taco Bell
We made Extreme Nachos.
[4:22:54 PM | permalink!]July 11, 2001
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I was amazed at how many times I used the word "go" on possibly the only the entry I've ever mentioned both go-go boots and bikinis. Hence the high ranking, I guess.
"brian giles" shower
I can see where a Brian Giles shower might be cool, depending on how you interpret that.
[9:33:44 PM | permalink!]1996 commemorative olympic medallion
We have for yachting.
Blue's Clues Party cake
Is it spiked with Steve's stash?
jason kendall pirates marriage
I have no idea. Much like this site has nothing to do with Brian Giles, it has nothing to do with Jason Kendall.
top ten free fully cartoon porn sites
That sums this site up.
pictures of bobby bonilla
Why?
GAY MAN'S VACATION
I'm picturing a tropical location.
POG juice SALES
SALES! POGs were pretty cool. I'm not totally sure what this searcher wanted, though, unless they're trying to find beverages with POGs in the caps.
1800s nude pics
They are far superior to modern nude pics.
ren and stimpy birthday card
I miss the original SNICK.
[4:47:54 AM | permalink!]July 9, 2001
drink cum pie
I'll leave that up to other sites.
mary-kate and ashley in sexy bras
I wish I'd never mentioned Mary Kate and Ashley. Every other hit I get involves them.
arthur cheese festival
That's got to be coming up soon.
pinky and the brain off nickelodeon 2001
Do they mean they want it taken off Nickelodeon in 2001? Because I'm all for that idea....
damn nude boys
Curse them!
"blue's clues" "clothing"
I've got me some of that.
Stan Musial
Hard to say why I'm ranked so high on that search.
TASTY CUNT
It's good to see my URL surrounded by all that porn.
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Not just nude pics this time. Gay pics.
mexican incest galleries
That's just perfect.
[10:01:06 PM | permalink!]Roman Turek's Love
Hmmm... bacon?
photos of a girl nude at a bar
I'm not even old enough to get into a bar.
Just really excited
Is that all? (I was in the top ten for this one, which was a bit of a shock.)
[5:12:12 AM | permalink!]"Pointless funny websites"
Hmm. This one might have worked for them.
pirate feature cam
Not here, it isn't.
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Good to be in the top ten for this one.
black females gone wild/pictures
/pictures, you say? (I'm number one of three results.)
[12:13:09 AM | permalink!]July 8, 2001
pics of periods in girls
Gi.r.ls! (Or something.)
[6:53:10 PM | permalink!]rick ankiel's mom
Is this person trying to blow his mind by talking about his momma?
www.lanka*sex*nude*.com
I'm not getting the asterisks.
freespeech.org ftp
It sucks, or it did suck many of the times I tried to use it.
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Are those pants you're wearing, or are should we have some sex?
Photos+Jason+LaRue
I think that's a first.
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I think Tarzan did this search.
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Yes, the boy does suck.
[12:49:28 AM | permalink!]July 7, 2001
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That's what they're there for.
looking at neighbors watching porn on tv
Hmm... yeah, that does sound h0t!!1!
"knew i would get stuck" snow
Then why did you go out?
buy playboy clothing
Oh, maybe later.
"The Gay Pirate"
Not just any gay pirate: The Gay Pirate.
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Huh?
ugly nude backstreet boys pics
Hey, the Backstreet Boys are h0tties!!!!1! They look good in their nude pics! You're just jealous because they're so darn talented!
[1:00:38 AM | permalink!]July 6, 2001
japanese 13 year olds porn pics
The loser knows what it's looking for.
Animal Hardcare Sex.com
Eww.com.
dodger stadium bleachers
Right field sucks!
mexican porns
Everything is legal in Mexico.
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I'd get a job at Hooters, but it's a little out of my way.
"Edmonds bobble head"
w00! That is a fine bobble head.
[4:41:41 AM | permalink!]July 5, 2001
"real college girls"
They're just sittin' around, chillin'.
CUBS suck
Not just the Cubs, mind you. The CUBS.
"high arched feet"
You betcha.
cum britt
I'm not sure what would be relevant, but I know this site isn't.
"pleurisy" "stabbing pain"
That pretty much sums the feeling up.
"new fox box"
It's not really new anymore. They've been using it for a while now.
[5:44:46 PM | permalink!]i-am my-nude-pics photos
As if the search wasn't odd enough, they felt the need to hyphenate stuff. (You are your nude pics? I'm sure there's more to you than that!)
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Nude pics must go against his beliefs.
[5:05:45 AM | permalink!]July 4, 2001
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It's OK, if they're in love.
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If I ever wrote the Pokémon slash, it wouldn't involve Brock and Ash. It'd be about Professor Oak and Tracy (Tracey?). (Or I'd write about Professor Oak and Ash's mom, but then it wouldn't be slash.)
"Sesame Street" and "pie in the face"
"Don't hit me with that pie, Bird!"
gumby image gallery
Gumby is such h0ttie!!!1!
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I bet this search, if explained to me, would make some sense.
[4:33:59 PM | permalink!]free hardcare sex she male
"She males" must enjoy "hardcare" sex, too.
[1:17:49 AM | permalink!]July 3, 2001
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I can see where my site looked promising.
Jessica+Simpsons+Nude
"Did you mean: Jessica+Simpson+Nude" I bet they did.
smoke inhaling galleries
That's... uhh... kinky?
banned nude pics
And again, my site looked promising.
free nude pics (printable)
Most of them are, if you know what you're doing.
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"In a boot, with a passion fruit!"
[11:17:59 PM | permalink!]pics of 40 year olds go naked
I hadn't noticed that, but then I don't have many pics of 40-year-olds.
all pants galleries
Everybody loves pants!
www.nude-sex-girls.com
Tasty-pirate.org is obviously that site.
"cartoon+corn"
I wish I'd bought that shirt with the ear of corn on the front...
Taped having sex pics
They were torn in half, and had to be repaired.
claritin snort
Nope, I don't think so. Unless they've created a nasal spray I haven't heard about yet.
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Illinois is a pretty slutty state.
+"scott lasky" +gay
Well, there's a new take on my constant Scott Lasky hits....
whip crack pics
I say the whip crack is nothing without sound.
legend of Zelda spanking
That sounds like a neat sidequest.
[3:12:32 AM | permalink!]July 2, 2001
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That does sound charming.
wear+nothing+bed+pics
That sounds like a cold bed.
"frosted flakes" submarine
Those are mad cool.
eat cum on a cookie
That sounds even less appetizing than my chocolate lasagna idea.
Gay Boys at play
AOL is S-M-R-T!
horny gay sailors
What shall we do with the horny gay sailor?
paddy o's bar sports bar
I've never been there, being underage and all.
www,nifty.org.com
That URL went horribly wrong.
[2:43:49 AM | permalink!]July 1, 2001
photo of my nude pregnant girlfriend
Well, if she's your pregnant girlfriend, odds are you can see her naked without the help of random web sites.
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