August 31, 2001
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They go well with those pictures of sharks.
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It's only me.
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How very, very sexy.
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I'm number one! That's highly inappropriate.
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Gee, a sneezing movie sure sounds terrific, Pa.
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That sounds like incest, all right.
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I can't help, though I have myself downloaded that song in the past.
[12:36:02 AM | permalink!]August 29, 2001
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Only appropriate after the proposal in a hot air balloon.
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Mine, indeed.
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Yeah, that'd be cool.
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I think that's a dead-on impersonation of the searcher.
[8:38:37 PM | permalink!]August 28, 2001
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"Hooray, and up she rises...."
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Oh, well, Kentucky, yeah.
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I don't think Chipper's gay, so... nope.
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I think he plays full court, if ya know what I mean.
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*snort* Brilliant.
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Tiresome.
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I have a few of those.
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That's awfully specific. Also disgusting.
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600+ results later, here I am.
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That depends entirely on who is wearing them.
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"Did you mean: kinemax ftp"
Just get some good porn, if you're bothering.
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I don't have any pictures of Mike Piazza. The result and text did sound pretty inviting, though.
[5:21:19 AM | permalink!]August 27, 2001
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Some people claim that there's a pirate to blame.
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I don't know him.
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We took a lot of those in Pittsburgh.
I also got a hit involving J.D. Drew's cute butt, but that link doesn't work.
[5:05:31 AM | permalink!]August 26, 2001
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That gay DVD quality is far superior.
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Right here, dude.
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Not just the nude patch, the porno patch.
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Pirate? Check! Eye patch? Check! Parrot? Check!
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I only have pictures of waffles. I think.
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Heh.
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My cat is being annoying right now.
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I used to do some pretty good Cardinals roleplay.
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Jamie McClennan is cool.
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Cool.
[2:46:01 AM | permalink!]August 24, 2001
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That does sound charming.
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Cooter/Boss Hogg porn, anyone?
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None of those Canadian sanitary napkins for you!
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If you say so....
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Not that I'm aware of.
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I'm just going to wait for the pictorials.
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I don't know, searcher, but I wish you luck.
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I don't watch it, but that's possible.
[8:56:03 PM | permalink!]August 23, 2001
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I do, indeed, have one of those.
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I only know of the one. They've been banned, at any rate.
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Another stupid item that I do, indeed, have somewhere.
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How thoughtful!
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How do you indulge in that?
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I need a special shrine for that George Kell bat card.
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I, too, love nice photo girls nude.
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March 20th.
[8:02:29 PM | permalink!]August 22, 2001
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Looks like Google did some indexing.
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I only have the Sim version.
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That might really help Sim Chris Pronger relax.
[4:47:10 AM | permalink!]August 21, 2001
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Obtain game. Make copy. I don't know if there are any special tricks involved.
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You can find something like that around here, but I'm sure it's not exactly what you want.
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Excellent arrangement of words and use of asterisks, searcher. I'll give you a 7.8.
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Related search engines getting it on?
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"She's quite the model clown pie, and she's kicking some ass!"
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No, Bill.
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Someone went through more than 240 results on this confusingly hyphenated search.
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Let those truckers roll.
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I'd love to, but can't.
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It is much tastier warm.
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I'm the only source for that, apparently. And I don't actually offer the picture.
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Fake pictures of the letter "J"?
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That rhymes!
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Hmmm. I don't understand the extra punctuation.
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I'd like to see a couple of bars of Tone soap in a passionate embrace.
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That sounds like an excellent pornographic flick.
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"Fearless men, who jump and die...."
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He loves those yo-yos.
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I have a picture of Jim Edmonds looking like Beavis.
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That is the best chat topic ever.
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The pig?
[1:13:02 AM | permalink!]August 19, 2001
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It's not evil! Steve may be a drug addict, but that doesn't make him a bad person.
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Hmmm.... Nah, probably still wouldn't like it.
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Not in here, we don't.
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Book IV: Wisdom Teeth, My!
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Are you looking for services, now that the stores have closed?
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That sounds like something they might serve at Uncle Bill's.
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I like to think Jason Kendall was involved.
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I think that was more of a Babe Ruth thing. Ty Cobb cared less for them, because his father always watched.
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He looks to be pretty small.
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Me, too.
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I hear he pities the fool.
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Nothin' but.
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Just the titles. Gotcha.
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His collection is mostly Bob Vila and Rogers Hornsby.
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None of those for me.
[12:20:51 AM | permalink!]August 17, 2001
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That may be a new search engine, for me.
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I [heart] retro porn.
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That giant ear of corn float rocked.
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Which ones?
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Huh? Moon?
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Hooray for transparencies.
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Surprisingly, they are not the focus of this site.
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We don't feed many fetishes here, guys.
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Hardcore, no less!
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Cool! They aren't available here, though.
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That actually leads to someone who is not pirate, me, using the word "argh" to express frustration.
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The movie starts with a main character searching for something on Google. Then, he engages in incestuous sex. I like it!
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They do? How?
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Extreme Nachos!
[3:14:02 AM | permalink!]August 15, 2001
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Indeed they are.
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Oops!
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Meth is so cool.
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Nope.
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Alliteration!
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Cat and Chicken likes watermelon.
[12:55:44 AM | permalink!]August 13, 2001
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I hadn't noticed.
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Wow! Baseball star Tris Speaker!
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NO!
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Those mascots ruled. I'm not sure why this searcher placed so much importance on Millie, though.
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My mom called it "skeet ball" when I was little.
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Either/or, or a ten-year-old with a twenty-year-old?
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"Arr, she be called The Tasty Pirate."
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Animated foot fetishist, eh?
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*sigh*
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Because sometimes, it's tough to keep it up during cyber sex.
[11:02:23 PM | permalink!]August 12, 2001
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Easily the best sidequest in Majora's Mask.
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Yeah... I don't even have legal porn.
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[12:11:35 AM | permalink!]August 10, 2001
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Is that an actual variety of popsicle? That sounds bitchin'.
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Brian Giles?
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Right here, dude.
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I do have one of those.
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Is that a robotic Michael? That would be awesome.
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They have to have found a real one before they got here.
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Alas, no.
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The horny Union soldier.
[1:43:17 AM | permalink!]August 8, 2001
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I don't even plan to see the movie myself, let alone provide pirated copies to others.
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Good domain name.
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Oh, no! Illegal popcorn!
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That'd be nutty.
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Porkins, no!
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I dislike both.
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Don't I know.
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I was hoping to audition for the nakednews myself.
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They were treated very badly.
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That could happen.
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I'm number one!
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Fruit juice blocks absorption. Take Allegra with water.
[2:28:28 AM | permalink!]August 7, 2001
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Hmmm... Chris Pronger in bondage gear....
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Google says: "Did you mean: PEG ORG"
I bet that was it.
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It'll be gourd buying time before we know it.
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Maybe!
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This came from a different searcher than the last Michael Ball hit, according to my stats page.
[2:51:41 AM | permalink!]August 6, 2001
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My site doesn't even begin to look relevant.
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Which ones? I don't even like the show these days.
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Pirate is squanky.
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Since the only money I make comes via the internet, a random journal entry of mine is the obvious source for that information.
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That's a good experiment for you to conduct on your own, searcher.
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Ha ha.
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Pie and chicken!
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"When she sees I'll do anything she says, she's bound to respect me!"
[6:14:34 PM | permalink!]August 5, 2001
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That's kind of like what I was telling that guy on ICQ about A-Rod....
[5:42:00 AM | permalink!]August 4, 2001
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A-rod, Texas Ranger.
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Word to your mother.
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Tasty pirate. Restaurants. I can see where this looked like the place to be.
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"These St. Louis bitches are hot!"
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They might get some.
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Huh?
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Those are good for you. I highly recommend them.
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Nude pics of her, or nude pics belonging to her, but of, say, popular porno personalities? Because the latter is far less disturbing....
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I've been getting hits similar to this a lot lately. People have issues.
[5:50:32 AM | permalink!]August 2, 2001
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"Did you mean: gold doubloons: prices"?
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Christy Mathewson was a drop-kick specialist.
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I've never done one of those.
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"Let's have a Patrick Swayze Fake Nude Christmas this year."
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I actually could give you some fake ones.
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Robots are strong.
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You gotta be specific when you're looking for "Family Guy" porn.
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Bears, Bulls, polish sausage, Bears....
[1:08:45 AM | permalink!]August 1, 2001
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I've turned a lot of salt shakers into pirates.
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I'm not sure what this has to do with porn.
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Those suck. I don't know much about them, though, which is why I'm glad I'm listed so high in those results.
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I think he sucks something other than pictures, if ya catch my drift.
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I must have been a disappointing only result.
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I have Mike Matheny and Jim Edmonds bobble heads. That's my whole collection.
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Thanks, google!
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They are America's Team, after all.
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Cool.
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