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07/01/2001 - 07/31/2001
08/01/2001 - 08/31/2001
09/01/2001 - 09/30/2001
11/01/2001 - 11/17/2001
11/18/2001 - 12/07/2001

 

October 31, 2001

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Those don't seem to hold up well at the beach.

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A miniature Stanley Cup?

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Heeeeey!
[5:27:04 PM | permalink!]

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All nud, all the time. Baby.

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Key lime kind of is.

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Makes sense to me.

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Where's my eggnog? BRING ME MY EGGNOG!

"nude sports personalities"
I guess I did claim to have the site for this.

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Google, obviously.

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I never have good holidays.
[12:51:39 AM | permalink!]

October 29, 2001

st. patrick's day AND penguin AND icon
AND penguin. So a penguin drinking green beer?

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Those morons.
[5:08:46 PM | permalink!]

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You bet they are.

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But 80's porn music rocks so hard.
[5:55:48 AM | permalink!]

October 28, 2001

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Nice string of words.

+ naked + free + *.ru
*.ru?

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It is a beautiful thing.

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OK... we have none of those....

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Tree?
[4:37:30 AM | permalink!]

October 27, 2001

odd search requests
I beat Disturbing Search Requests out on that one. Go me.

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If that doesn't sum my site up, I don't know what does.

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Apparently, I know my Ram-Bone.
[6:04:57 AM | permalink!]

October 26, 2001

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Sgt. Barry Sausage.

www.she loves meth, pics, always horny.com
Have I gotten this exact same query before?

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I like to think that, after the wedding, The Prongs got directly on plastering nude pictures of his wife all over the web.

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My favorite kind.

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He's not in today.
[8:27:46 PM | permalink!]

October 25, 2001

"taking my temperature"
I can't ever find the thermometer.

"good halloween costume"
Crazy Plant Head.

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Ya lost me....

"my fake photos"
I Photoshopped 'em up right good, baby.

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He was gay?

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I could hook you up.

"Street Sharks" +female
You mention sharks once....

"Today's jumble"
Mine wasn't too hard.

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I make my incest in studios.

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You go, Thorpedo!
[10:10:11 PM | permalink!]

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I wish!

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Well, duh.

BACKSTREET BOY PICTURE "NUDE"
Just any of 'em....
[6:31:38 AM | permalink!]

"peanut butter pics"
Another food item I have yet to photograph.

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Yeah. Sure.

"chris pronger" AND married Or wife
He's got that covered.

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Huh? (I think you look like a kangaroo.)

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Those are some huge babies....
[12:07:36 AM | permalink!]

October 24, 2001

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I bet Mary Horny got made fun of a lot when she was growing up. And I was the 583rd result. Oh, my.

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I don't photograph cream very often. Waffles, I've done, and some of the food at Chevy's, but never cream.
[6:46:55 AM | permalink!]

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Mexican on donkey, or a Mexican donkey?

"pamela anderson sucks"
I haven't downloaded that video, but I'm sure this is true.

football+ woman+photo
The WNFL!

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Everybody loves Marineland.

+"mike tyson" +"download" +"eat your children"
This person's children must be awfully annoying if s/he wants to download Mike Tyson and feed them to him.

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Uhh... I don't know.
[2:07:50 AM | permalink!]

October 22, 2001

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I hear Joe Morgan puts in the occasional nude appearance on Baseball Tonight.

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Sorry! Only the first three minutes are free.

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You bet she will.

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I got hits involving war bonds several times today.

From the "no link" files:
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[11:42:12 PM | permalink!]

October 21, 2001

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Not "Arkansas Country"?

CLOTHED FANNY PICS
None of those, either.

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That show ruled.

"Trent Green" + "naked"
Fun stuff.

nude-halloween
It's been a while, but I'm getting this hit again. Nude Halloween, I've missed you.

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Cool! I don't have it.
[9:04:13 PM | permalink!]

url:tasty candy
Happy Halloween.

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Thank you, nud google!

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i?

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That is a good idea, as long as they are sexy.
[4:39:15 AM | permalink!]

October 19, 2001

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Always handy.

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The "legal" part adds to the difficulty.

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They were welcome to print mine.

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There's another one for you, boys.

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The Simpsons are feeling frisky.
[5:27:19 AM | permalink!]

October 18, 2001

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Best. Hat. EVER.

Chevy's and rams
They could have some sort of promotion going.

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I [heart] cracker games.

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Silly Hustler girlfriends, all scanning stuff.

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I love showing up high in the results for fake words.

"pot brownies" picnic
Best. Picnic. EVER.

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Someone actually went through all 894 results to have ended up here. Incredible.

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Neil Rackers is my favorite kicker. And I'd still vote for him as my favorite Grantaire. So there.
[12:08:14 AM | permalink!]

October 16, 2001

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As long is it's really sanitary.

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I haven't played there since all of my neopoints were randomly deleted and Cheat was down for an extended period of time.

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I never really thought so, but I guess it's a matter of opinion.

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"Did you mean: psycho wench"
Nah. They meant "pyscho".

"Amy Gracie"
You betcha.

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I hope that garlic bread worked for 'em.
[9:39:31 PM | permalink!]

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I would use markers.

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Porn for people with heart conditions.

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The eyes follow you everywhere you go.

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Free party, all invited. Bring beer.

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Search engines!

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If I knew, I'd be there.

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Yeah, I can see that.
[1:06:38 AM | permalink!]

October 14, 2001

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"Did you mean: pussy belt pictures fuck35"
Obviously.

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Please step away.

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That's the type of thing you might want to consult espn.com about.

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It's not that addictive.

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Check.

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Pie baking time, indeed.
[10:25:37 PM | permalink!]

October 13, 2001

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Yar!

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You'll have to check the site for that section.

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Stop doing that!

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Neat.
[6:43:45 AM | permalink!]

October 12, 2001

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None commercial. Got ya.

will clark and jim edmonds pictures
Maybe the play-offs reminded them of that hilarious picture of those two, in which Will Clark looked pregnant. That was a classic.

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I had the pleasure of sitting through one of those earlier this year.

Jerry Matheny Nude
I don't know him.

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Do they use those night vision goggles that had to be recalled?

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They discovered Jedi Chris Pronger.

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Pie is tasty.

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Cute.

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How eclectic.
[3:01:09 AM | permalink!]

October 10, 2001

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We have a round TUIT somewhere. I don't think it was worth going through over 100 results to find that out, but that's just me.

"Mike Matheny" AND "Cute Butt"
While I have nothing against Mike Matheny's ass, I can't help you on this one.

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But only three will make the Green Beret.

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He does look a lot like one of the guys in those Skinemax flicks.

"chipper jones" "barefoot"
The NLDS is getting me all kinds of fun hits.

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Oh, probably.

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Great site. Love the meth.
[9:17:34 PM | permalink!]

October 9, 2001

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That's some advanced chat software.

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You get more results when you spell it correctly.

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And someone went through more than 370 results. The end.

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Hmm. You might want to get more specific.

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I don't know it.

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Good question.

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That's a new one. Sickos.
[10:39:52 PM | permalink!]

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I like coming in high on single word searches.

lawnpig
But of course.

SNL-girls gone wild
Not something I want to see.

LESBIAN SEX PATCH FOR THE SIMS
It's not too hard to get a couple if Sim girls in the sack together.

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The word I misspelled should have been "speed".
[4:09:44 AM | permalink!]

October 8, 2001

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Oh, just go to the site!

Sexy and "Chris Pronger"
Both of them.

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Does he know Fat Tony?

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That isn't their best menu item.

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I got four hits for this, from the same place. They just kept coming back for more.

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She was pregnant with pictures? Weird.
[12:45:29 AM | permalink!]

October 6, 2001

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Here's a searcher I sincerely wish I could have helped, if only because that would mean I had a sim Boss Hogg.
[12:55:33 AM | permalink!]

October 5, 2001

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I have one of those somewhere.

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I hate the word "bellybutton". But not as much as "tummy".

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Two different showings of the word "nud" in one day. Bitchin'.
[1:32:18 AM | permalink!]

October 4, 2001

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They use a lot of nekkid people.

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Is that like robbing him blind?

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Mmm, nud.

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Mmm, chessy.

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It's the logical place to look.
[5:11:45 PM | permalink!]

October 3, 2001

hardees picture
The Hardees I took pictures of is out of business now.

Fernando Vina nude photo
Where?

"real lesbian couples"
I come in third on that one. Of course.
[7:29:41 PM | permalink!]

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They were blowing in the wind.

sims + gay + porn
Is that like when Superman and Mr. T have sex on my game?

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This site probably did sound promising.

pirate OR rape
Either one will be fine for this searcher.

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Gee, that does sound hot.
[4:04:21 AM | permalink!]

October 2, 2001

Britt Reames Fan club
I can't imagine that exists.

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Brian Giles gets around.

Heather & nude & pictures & Brian & "Buffalo" & "girlfriend"
Heather and Brian, dating and nude in Buffalo? Sign me up!
[5:56:13 AM | permalink!]

October 1, 2001

no nude 14 year olds
My site features that.

Blue's Clues Steve Naked
That was a pretty good episode, but I didn't think it was appropriate for the kids.

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Those are some tiny fellows.

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Sounds like some good watchin'.

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"Spiderman, nobody cares who you are!"

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Well... I guess if it's both crazy AND fucked up....
[8:25:28 PM | permalink!]

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None of that anti law .com for me, thank you.

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That is an insane number of pages to go through. Especially for this.

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Why type this into google?

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Google: "Did you mean: nothing says lovin like fuckin your cousin "
Yes. That's why it's wrong.

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I can't believe it's so close to Thanksgiving.

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Well, it was a good day for roofing.

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They probably weren't referring to Tris Speaker. Darn.
[6:44:05 AM | permalink!]

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