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January 31, 2003 @ 03:10:44 AM

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Was Tanqueray also involved?

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I'm picturing a grapefruit with a sword and eyepatch, kicking scurvy's ass.

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I'm guessing most people don't enjoy getting their cocks clipped.

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Yay!

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I am so not writing that.

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But really, who doesn't need picters of gymnatic unaforms?

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Google's suggestion - 'Did you mean: "superman is gay ""song"' - is the part that cracks me up.

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Like any other hamster.

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I'm guessing that using porn slang isn't the best way to find a scientific diagram.

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This amuses me not only because of the misspelling itself, but because of the thought that someone was apparently hoping to get decent results by searching the single word "girls".

El Commento:
Daniel on 01-29-2003 @ 11:23 PM CST says: "only about two more years and it's almost legal >;) p.s maybe a threesome would be good"
(He may be the first person ever to consider the possibility of having a threesome with the Olsen twins. Such a novel idea!)

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January 29, 2003 @ 02:58:42 AM

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Odd hit, and I'm the only result. Go me.

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I love the hits with symbols in them. (Aside from the whole child porn thing.)

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Taco Bell, no!

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Uhh... u r "ho bag".

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They have recipes on Catdog?

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If you change this to "pictures of me and mom eating out", it's way less icky.

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I'd make them do some heavy lifting and yard work.

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No, the other twin is Ashley.

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I'm guessing most people would explore other avenues before resorting to bisexual incest with "there" children.

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As long as he's kind.

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January 28, 2003 @ 02:26:20 AM

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Unfortunately, they were so into typing "hot" that they failed to specify what they wanted thirteen of.

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Best term of endearment ever.

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You frat boys, always thinking ahead!

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But do they need an official list of crap?

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I think it's something we all do, at some point.

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Yeah, but we'll find time for it.

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*smackz searcher*

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It really chaps my ass when people pretend to be pirate captains.

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Your momma's so ellipses?

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If they were reading this on season one of MST3K, Tom Servo's head would have exploded.

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January 27, 2003 @ 04:53:29 AM

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I'd like to see a Javert present it with that enthusiasm.

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I.e., pictures of crackwhores.

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I've never been involved with kangaroo kids, nor posed nude.

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I've decided to interpret this as a search for an organization for people without breasts.

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Rank you without drinking excessive amounts of liquor?

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Or... ? I wish I had a create card.

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January 26, 2003 @ 06:05:30 AM

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Let's hope you don't progress beyond the stories...

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I would take one of those free trial disks and give it a good kick.

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Then maybe you need to go someplace that carries more sizes.

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Uhh... most of them, probably.

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What would those even be? Episodes of his show?

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Unless they had your permission, you should probably report them. I'd need to know more about what happened.

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It would be hard to get naked without taking off your clothes.

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Not I!

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Nope. Don't know him.

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I think I just mentioned the peanut butter.

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It's tough to do it any other way.

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I don't think I've seen that one online, but that doesn't mean it's not there.

More of the Comments:
robert on 01-25-2003 @ 05:46 PM CST says: "I need a good still of William Sadler nude in "Die Hard 2.""
(He then reposted this with his email address, I guess to make sure people know where to send the picture. I still can't come up with a reason someone would need that.)

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January 24, 2003 @ 05:11:35 AM

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Oh, it's absolutely precious.

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I think I would have given up on this before reaching result number 814.

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I don't know who that is.

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Are you saying his parents approve of that sort of thing?

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You know, it never would have occurred to me to add "neopets" to the end of that search.

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You sick freak!

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If anyone can explain this one to me, please leave a comment doing so. Thank you.

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This is the sort of thing you need to take to Montel.

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The does sound like a good game for nude characters.

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January 23, 2003 @ 04:00:42 AM

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It was a stupid pirate skit that got the whole "I like pie" wheel rolling for me.

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I really love that typo.

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Unless this was searched by a horse - no, it didn't.

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Ahh... perpetually young and gay.

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I thought this one had a really nice ring to it, as if it had been searched by Tor Johnson's character in The Unearthly.

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January 22, 2003 @ 03:33:00 AM

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I'm not sure how one can get a loop around a hole, or where there would be a nude gallery that required it to get in.

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Hint Number One: Try a different site.

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Why the ^?

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At least it's not your SAA sponsor. That would be really counterproductive.

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They're like chess?

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I guess someone needs to make icons...

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He said please. You've gotta give him that.

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January 21, 2003 @ 01:23:16 AM

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I think google was wrong. I think this searcher did want glirs.

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I'm going with "straws" to finish that sentence.

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I know I wouldn't want to join in on most of those activities.

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Twelve-year-olds are way too popular.

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That's actually tragic. I hope she gets things in order soon.

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I can't!

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As always, this is what my site is most dedicated to.

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But they were taken in Vermont.

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January 20, 2003 @ 02:32:42 AM

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I'm so, so happy I got this hit.

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Then, she put them in the washing machine.

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Obviously, not something I'm good at creating.

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Can I diaper you like an incontinent old man instead?

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When does urine ever wear clothes?

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A nude patch for any other game will do.

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Not the animal, just someone who's afraid of a lot of stuff.

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You must have a pretty close relationship with your grandma to be talking about those urges.

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I can't.

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I like to picture him with Aquaman.

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I really can't tell if they wanted comic porn or something more serious.

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There's always bad poetry to be written.

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That's as good a time for it as any.

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As opposed to all of the nude pics they take of him while he's on the set.

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That sounds like a good way to get the facts.

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Wow!

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Shut up.

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Massage tables and burritos the size of your head.

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January 19, 2003 @ 05:51:43 AM

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We have no nude cheerleaders. (Or, for that matter, cheerleaders.)

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Sometimes they call a sexual foul for that.

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But then you might burn yourself!

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Flamin'.

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Well, yeah, I imagine it probably is pretty good for your abs.

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No, but I wish I had some.

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It's slightly warmer than smooth nude hockey.

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Naked?

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Happy birthday from Taco Bell and Shaq!

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January 17, 2003 @ 03:28:41 AM

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You're mailing those cards really late...

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I fully support any films that pair Scott Baio and a monkey. Especially if they fight crime.

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They searched for results on my site only, and it didn't help them. So I guess the answer is "not here".

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Try taking a few deep breaths and asking yourself if it's worth it before you pick up the gun.

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... ?

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"They're both in their thirties, though, so it's not too shocking."

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The freak.

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It's natural and healthy!

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I love serving it with plastic cheese.

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January 16, 2003 @ 05:26:40 AM

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Is the man cock also a cartoon?

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Unless?

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If you don't want nudity, why are you searching on afterhourszone? (That search will lead you to many a nude person, so if you don't want to be bombarded by pictures of "lesbians", etc., don't click.)

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Did you try that URL, see if it existed?

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What the fuck is a dog picher?

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What doesn't need a membership? Who's talking?

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How is that funny? I don't find it funny.

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January 15, 2003 @ 03:25:39 AM

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Probably!

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Pete Townshend? Is that you?

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Or, they could be taking pictures of themselves in the mirror!

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Loving you is what your mom is for. But not that way.

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No, but I wish I had started a nice little organization for lovers of penis rings.

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I'm sure it's very nice.

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Is that like a bad sci-fi movie?

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Ah, yes. A fine crack vintage.

Huzzah, For Comments!
bobby on 01-13-2003 @ 07:33 AM CST says: "wants under 14 girls photos nude" (twice!)
and
dont want to leave one on 01-14-2003 @ 08:56 PM CST says: "where do these people come from?"
(I'm not sure, but this one came here searching kelly osbourne naked pics.)

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January 13, 2003 @ 05:51:53 AM

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That was really rude. Poor photo.

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There isn't even one here.

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That "de" flows much prettier than "of".

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If I knew that, I would be so busy selling bootleg Krispy Kremes I wouldn't have time to post it.

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Oh, we had many.

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It is hard finding clothed, non-Asian teens out there.

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It clearly means a lot to you both, but you're barking up the wrong tree.

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Sexy, h0t, dirty claymation.

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She makes the best cinnamon rolls.

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I don't know. Fifty or more.

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January 12, 2003 @ 03:33:43 AM

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Does Durwood know?

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That was nicely put.

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What's a peiod?

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We may never know for sure what they're to be gettin'.

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I'm not familiar with her.

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If you put someone's name and "nude" on a page together, you'll probably get hits like this in no time.

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What? No .com?

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I'm not quite sure what to make of this, but I still know it's not here.

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January 11, 2003 @ 03:09:53 AM

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"He awoke at the butt crack of dawn..."

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"I like my porn current! Current!"

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I hope you told a trusted adult.

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INVALID_ADDRESS@ .SYNTAX-ERROR is pretty sexy, but I wouldn't give my heart away so easily.

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I fail to see where "geocities" and ".net" go hand-in-hand.

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I didn't realize tattoos had personalities and preferences.

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I think I'm old enough to handle it.

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January 10, 2003 @ 02:01:03 AM

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Some people knoe exactly what they want. They just don't do a great job finding it.

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I don't know. Why does anyone like the taste of anything?

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I'd like to see the proof for that.

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She's hot and tope-free.

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So's you can go to the dance with him.

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This leads to a picture from the Pie Shrine's Birthday Bash, and very much amused me.

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Not the best game ever, but right up there.

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Pittsburgh, Philadelphia...

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I did not know that.

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Oh, I think it's pretty obvious.

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January 09, 2003 @ 02:33:58 AM

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Louis?

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I hope they vote for me. (Well, depending on what they're voting for.)

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It rhymes with Jerry and features much ass.

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Leave.

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I hope this wasn't a thought that came up while the searcher was watching Little Bill.

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The longer-winded way to search "free pictures girl fucking fruit". It sounds cooler their way.

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He's no Aquaman.

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The fuck?

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I recommend photographing your foot, photographing the dog shit, then photoshopping them together.

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I can't imagine anything having to do with Adam Sandler will ever be here, aside from the occasional mention of him in my search requests or comment on how bad one of his movies looks.

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I envision them at picnic tables, eating with knives and forks.

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I hate it when the sluts won't keep their clothes on.

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But not at the same time.

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January 08, 2003 @ 02:57:24 AM

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January 06, 2003 @ 03:49:50 AM

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Not only nifty, but pretty darn handy.

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Dude, I'm sorry. That must've been pretty weird.

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Did we mention that she's dirty?

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I guess some people like to start preparing for Christmas far in advance.

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I don't have any tight close-ups of the ring on my site, if that's what you need.

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They aren't girls anymore.

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One of the first things ever posted at tasty-pirate.org.
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That's pretty much a matter of preference.

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A Man?

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What's the purpose of all the asterisks?

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I know your pain, but I can't offer any help.

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January 05, 2003 @ 01:55:15 AM

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I think they cut that scene out of the musical.

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I hope he doesn't remain free.

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One of those online translators tells me this means "the pirate of you air". It may be slightly off.

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I certainly hope they have abs!

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I get so few hits involving Playboy and non-nudity.

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So they have reasonably large breasts and the ability to move their necks?

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I have no idea.

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There are few things hotter than claymation.

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That's a little all over the map.

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It has to be funnily worded for this sort of search to stand out anymore.

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Not to be confused with Carbon 12.

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
1.) Why would someone search this?
2.) How did I get a hit for it?

Recent Comment:
Vanessa at 01-03-2003 @ 03:53 PM CST says: "Wutha? What is all this about I dont understand I look up "evil mermaids" and your page pops up and its kind of funny but the fk is the purpose?"

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January 04, 2003 @ 02:28:44 AM

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I'm not sure how exactly those affect water polo.

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I miss the National Sports Report.

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On him or of him?

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The Olympics will probably decline.

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I wish I could draw Chipper.

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Maybe, but you can definitely see them close to nude in their swimsuit calendar.

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The one from the All-Star game?

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So they still have fans...

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He's da bomb.

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January 03, 2003 @ 01:59:09 AM

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Still another for the Really Specific Porn Network.

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So just any song, provided it's Chinese and in .wav form? I still can't help you.

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I feel your pain. (Especially if you totally want a good Ronald McDonald skin.)

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There aren't many people named Mike out there, so your search is automatically quite narrow.

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Clearly, you need to go to more frat parties.

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Because she has a big trampoline and a pony.

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She's still herself. She just had her picture taken for the yearbook.

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No, don't. Please.

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Are you looking to rob it or copy it?

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No, no, no. Tasty pirate.

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I'm happy for her.

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My vote for funniest goes to the second misspelling.

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That is way romantic.

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But they can't legally look at it for another ten years.

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Really, not the best sandwich spread.

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Damn straight.

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January 01, 2003 @ 02:47:24 AM

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Happy New Year, everybody!

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I have hosted many a bitchin' all-nekkid bash.

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No.

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No. (Even though we may never know what the women is to be getting fucked by.)

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Yet another one for the Really Specific Porn Network.

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Pronger? I guess he might be a little bored without his hockey...

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Highly illegal.
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Try again.
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Legal!

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Poor breast.

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Oh. You want it under the tongue, eh?

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Whoa! That's gettin' awfully specific, cowboy.

Comment(s):
brian at 12-31-2002 @ 12:56 AM CST says: "sexy gurls"
(Twice! And he came here searching mary kate and ashley naked.)

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