see also:
Disturbing Search Requests
tasty-pirate.org

other stuff:
about lawnpig
all-time favorite search requests
entries I've posted to DSR

greymatter archives:
May 2005
April 2005
March 2005
February 2005
January 2005
December 2004
November 2004
October 2004
September 2004
August 2004
July 2004
June 2004
May 2004
April 2004
March 2004
February 2004
January 2004
December 2003
November 2003
October 2003
September 2003
August 2003
July 2003
June 2003
May 2003
April 2003
March 2003
February 2003
January 2003
December 2002
November 2002
October 2002
September 2002
August 2002
July 2002
June 2002
May 2002
April 2002
March 2002
February 2002
January 2002
December 2001

blogger archives:
02/01/2001 - 02/28/2001
03/01/2001 - 03/31/2001
04/01/2001 - 04/30/2001
05/01/2001 - 05/31/2001
06/01/2001 - 06/30/2001
07/01/2001 - 07/31/2001
08/01/2001 - 08/31/2001
09/01/2001 - 09/30/2001
10/01/2001 - 10/31/2001
11/01/2001 - 11/17/2001
11/18/2001 - 12/07/2001

shout out to:
greymatter

 

 

March 30, 2002 @ 05:10:12 AM

more than ass cartoon pics
And it is so much more than just ass.

fetish kitten: gloves pics
I'm not even going to try to get that.

spy pics gallery drunk sleeping chicken
Or that.

milhouse incest
A shoot-off of my usual Simpsons incest requests, I guess. (That kind of rhymed!)

"moon shoes" race
That sounds like it might be hard on your knees and ankles.

link    

March 27, 2002 @ 06:24:54 AM

"passed out" nude pants pic party fucking
My pants are always getting it on after they've had a few.

monkeyy
Well, sure, it's a little monkey-y.

steamy conversation
And in a cold car.

42 street ho pics
That's a lot of street ho pics. I have zero.

tokens lion sleep tonight mid
Midi, I take it?

"i am a 13 year old boy"
I'm not impressed.

nude female summer camp pics
I wanted to go to one of those when I was nine, but we couldn't afford it.

Denny's Irish Dancers
Wow, great food and dancers!

Can I create a battlebot at Google?
Yes. That's what search engines are for - battlebot creation.

penis enlargement pills muck
Muck? Are they calling in the penis enlarging Pokémon?

"reed low" sex
I would imagine so.

"caught stadium"
And they put it in their pocket.

arr ye sea dogs
Shiver-me-timbers, promptly!

link    

March 23, 2002 @ 04:24:52 AM

stories +incest +grr incest
Grr!

T206 Honus Wagner fake
Mine are all real. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!

commodore 64 whoop
That does deserve a "whoop!"

nude pics of the chippendale
THE chippendale. That one.

Chris rackers nude
I don't know him, but that doesn't mean I'm not number one.

SNL 3/16/02
Sadly, I did see a little of that.

"college girls" scans tiger
That must be a decent sized scanner. Or a little tiger.

" i think i have the flu"
It's entirely possible you do, then.

ill eagle pics
Poor eagle. He might have the flu, too.

Oh, and porn stuffs:
truckers gay pics free men bears gallery fuck
fucking incest lotion (It does blow.)
natural photos mom son incest

link    

March 20, 2002 @ 03:13:51 AM

kitty halloween gangbang pics
They headed on over to Miss Kitty's....

mom incest thank cum
"All right. Thanks, cum!"

stylesheet persistence -xml -xslt
Those stylesheets never give up.

just to get me horny.com
That may not be a challenge for some sites, but I'm not sure mine can do it.

munk parrots
They can talk, they just don't. And they look cute in their robes.

Download Wayne's World snl scripts
It's either that or the fan fic.

tell me what u want to put in my cunt
$200, some crackers and a model ship. Maybe a Kiss poster, if there's enough room.

+anal +movie -xxx -porn* -sex
They want an "anal movie" that isn't porn?

"dry socket" e-cards
"Sorry you got dry socket! At least you can view this animated .gif!"

love is monkey
Yeah. I hadn't thought about it, but I guess love is monkey.

Niagara falls tattoo parlors
I think there are more haunted houses.

arrgh shiver me timbers walk de plank
"Did you mean: argh shiver me timbers walk de plank"
That clarifies it.

muffin man nude
Who lives on Drury Lane?

link    

March 17, 2002 @ 04:38:31 AM

msn schoolgirl uniform
I guess you could design one with the colorful butterfly logo.

genetically altered rat pics
Is it a jellyfish/rat?

walmart punch ball enema
Sometimes, I try not to think too much about these hits.

60 years old naked images grandpa
Maybe after going through more than 250 results, they would have been willing to settle for a nude picture of a 62 year old with no grandchildren.

today's mom and son nude incest sex totally free pics
"I've seen all of the older ones!"

teletubbies AND pics AND paint
I saw about 10 minutes of a Teletubbies once. I'm finished with it now.

Really good passwords for neopets
You should always make your password the same as your login name so you won't forget it. Common sense, people.

mothra pussy pics and "no nude" 17 pussy
I'm not even going to try.

link    

March 14, 2002 @ 01:45:44 AM

Erik woman love mask
That sums it all up, right there.

the phantom of the opera breast
There's an opera called Breast?

"opening door" script for web page
I like to hold the door to the page for the person entering after me.

nicolette is hot
I'd nail 'er.

rockies thumbnail gallery post (porn)
They've been really bad about updating that at the official site since mlb.com took everything over.

"now serving" sign
Take a number.

drunken girl nude painful
She'll be feeling that in the morning.

google search requests february
Every last one of them? That's gotta be... two-, three-hundred, at least!

ordinary nud
I like to keep my nud nice and simple.

bleeding after getting wisdom teeth pulled
It's annoying, but bound to happen.

nude pics of baby 15 year olds
I would've phrased that "newborn 15 year olds".

worlds scariest nipples
This didn't lead to a page at tasty-pirate, but it did lead to one with my sitemeter on it.

"Let's Go Get Some Fries"
And I will wipe the tears from your eyes. (I like ketchup on mine, girl. Do you?)

link    

March 11, 2002 @ 02:42:18 AM

madden porn
Must be the All-Madden Porn Team.

porn actress: incest is my wish
So are you the porn actress' brother?

pics of daddy and son gay naked 12 year olds naked nude
Father and son are both naked nude twelve-year-olds? That is seriously whacked.

I'm having sex with a 12 year old
I'm not.

skanks
Hoes.

handicapped emailers
Depending on the handicap, their ability to use email doesn't strike me as too impressive.

"perry como" +nipple and
schoolgirl uniform upskirt hockey real
As much as it annoys me to get hits because of that porno bastard pirating part of my site, hits like these still crack me up. Hockey?

"wisdom teeth" + "on my chest"
That does not sound like a good situation.

infected bottom wisdom teeth cheek headache
Poor searcher, if they feel like I did when that wisdom tooth of mine was infected.

bob costas
Bob Costas is nobody's robot!

link    

March 08, 2002 @ 05:58:00 PM

sissies
Yeah. I guess we are.

"how to plaster"
I do it with large amounts of liquor.

ICQ list of females in kentucky looking for love
I no longer keep that updated.

aim hell ip address
That sounds a little too sinister for tasty pirates.

decatur il suck boys
Really? I thought it sucked ass.

novelty cum shot pics
My cum shot pictures are done in a dead serious fashion.

TICKLY THOAT
OH NO!

video "mike piazza " -strikezone
Over 550 results later, here you are. I have some grainy video of Barry Bonds striking out, if that helps you any.

glub glub sound bubbles
Sometimes, it's hard to understand why people search things.

I peed on mom
Hotbot thinks I'm the number one choice, but I haven't done that in twenty years.

Battlebot Pogs
Now you're talkin'!

link    

March 06, 2002 @ 01:50:51 AM

"family matters urkel"
I know my Urkel, that's for damn sure.

die sims+nude+diaper
Yes, Sims nude diaper! Die.
("No, Sims nude diaper. I expect you to die.")

free and simple incest porn pics
Nothing too complicated, just a little free incest.

who found football+
I found a football in our Christmas tree.

winter olympic uploaded free nude party picture
I'd rather have one that hasn't been uploaded.

dog family mom dog incest pics
This wouldn't have amused me at all had "dog" not been repeated. That got me laughing for some reason.

nude pics of superman and louis
It doesn't surprise that Superman is gay.

pie2k comic
Why 2k? Pie2k!

"history of the pie"
First, I found a recipe in a magazine I received in the mail, and I collected the ingredients and baked the pie. Then, the pie was consumed. I guess the pie really goes back to someone making up the recipe and the magazine printing it and all, but I know far less about that part of the process. There's also digestion of the pie, but I don't think it wants to be remembered that way.

free gay porn pictures free that you can see in a big view
MSN thinks that my about me page is the most relevant thing on the whole internet for this search. I guess I can see where they're coming from.

movie xxx diaper baby bottle
If you're ever dating me and want me to break up with you, just pretend (or reveal) that you have an adult baby fetish. You won't be hearing from me again.

link    

March 03, 2002 @ 01:48:52 AM

skippy dressed sluts
Those whores, all covering themselves in peanut butter!

+"body paint" +cow +pic
That cow was lookin' fine in all that body paint. Alas, I didn't have a camera handy.

hot hairy nude gay truck drivers
Let's not get me too excited....

SICK DEAD PEOPLE PICS.COM
The sickness is properly what killed them.com.

pocket grandmaster crack
I carry him around and feed him crackers whilst he produces crack in my pocket.

"happy maple leaf
It's a damned sight better than a depressed one.

arsenio hall chunky download
Arsenio Hall eating a Chunky?

link