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April 30, 2003 @ 03:27:00 AM

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This one time, I hired a hooker to make me some livejournal icons.

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April 29, 2003 @ 12:02:47 AM

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There are a lot of family feuds going on amongst wild parrots. They also have to watch out for pirates. (The real answer for this could be interesting, but I can't supply it off the top of my head.)

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April 22, 2003 @ 11:55:19 PM

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Need I say more?

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They showed us that one in sixth grade. The answer was no.

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They sweep into town, hustle pool, take pictures, and head back to the seas.

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April 17, 2003 @ 02:54:38 AM

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April 16, 2003 @ 03:42:56 AM

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What are you using to keep the camera steady?

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And a Confusing Comment:
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(I have no idea.)

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April 14, 2003 @ 10:09:10 PM

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Stupid Comment:
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