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April 23, 2005 @ 09:24:25 PM

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But would they vote in a -box-with-a-fox?

skippy is back *
Back again. (Word to your mother.)

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Who's Kile?

"pirate names" for kids
Red Beard.

tasty waffles -recipe *
"I'm afraid that if I actually make the waffles, I'll never be able to eat anything else again!"

I WAS SO HORNEY I COULD SCREAM
SO YOU WROTE IN ALL CAPS TO INDICATE THAT YOU WERE YELLING.

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"Smoke up, Patrick! Boy, do I have the munchies!"

hygiene in ancient greece
It may have involved water. Or nothing.

Girls Who Take Their Panties Off and have Pussy to Dog Cock Intercourse.
I like when searchers are overly specific, and I like when searchers combine crude slang terms with technical ones. Thus, I enjoyed this hit.

mother that cuts off her son's penis to stop sex whit grils
That's not what happened. She had to take him to have it amputated because it was so terribly burned.

(my mother and i do meth together and then we fuck for hours)
(Then they pick imaginary bugs off of each other and use unnecessary parenthesis.)

cardinals tarp and frog
The Post Dispatch thing?

believe bracelet cubs *
I, for one, am 100% convinced that the Cubs exist. I've even seen them in person.

duckies *
They're awesome, baby!

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April 09, 2005 @ 05:15:19 PM

daddy look at your baby girl she sure likes to suck cum from his dick
It's always a special day when a father watches his daughter's porn debut with his son.

Tampon Story by Anal Scurvy
Adding some quotation marks to this search makes it fairly obvious what the person hoped to find, but it appears not to be online anymore.

show me old caribbean woman pussy.
Ummm... no.

girls suck my dick good till i cum
There's no need to brag.

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This search tells a whole tragic story in a few short words.

pictures of mythical creatures having sex
I'm featuring the Minotaur and the Phoenix.

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I imagine training involves learning to control one's gag reflex.

WWW.IS BRITNEY Spears really pregnant?
WWW.DO I really care?

grils getting busted in moth
They shouldn't have stolen all that nectar.

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You don't have to insult him. I'm sure he's embarrassed enough that he's lost control of his bladder.

grils who balls and dicks
But can a gril ever truly balls and dicks? There's something to ponder!

why do cardinals dressed in purple *
That's a legitimate question that likely has a good answer. That's not what I'm here for.

scott rolen fan fiction *
Most of mine involves him eating at Denny's.

60 year or older woman cock sucking on the net in australia
She sucks from a land down under.

kiss my dick and sexey it
I'll spiffy it up with some ribbon and a little hat.

watch search requests
Oh, I will, searcher. I will.

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