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May 31, 2004 @ 03:18:46 AM
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Those cruises sound illegal."coin vault" +"shop at home"
I'm so glad someone searched this."private pie"
"Pie, you shine those boots NOW!"
"Yes, Drill Sergeant!""Michael Ball" in hospital for surgery
Is he? I hope he'll be able to play Utah again!boyfriend fucking my daughter sucks my dick
So he's kind of the whole family's boyfriend, then? That's efficient.gay adult male @ 40 and handsome men and gay nude grandpa photos nude
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I suppose that's possible.A Different Kind of MK&A Comment:
Caitlin on 05-30-2004 @ 02:23 PM CDT says: "You people are sick. Why don't you get a life. These girls will never want to be with shit heads like you anyway. MaryKate and Ashley are not like that. Do you wonder why there are no porn pics of them and why they have no bad publicity? It is because they are good girls. WHy don't you get off the internet and find someone who is as sick as you, or someone who will help you because you are stupid sick people. READ THE BIBLE FOR HEAVENS SAKE!"
(Caitlin came on a search for fun sites on MaryKate and Ashely. Incidentally, people are at least as likely to find nude pics of the twins while reading The Bible as they are while reading my site.)May 28, 2004 @ 12:28:31 AM
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I have no idea, but thanks for not adding anything sexual.disney hand helping kids shine
I... don't know what this means, but I'm guessing it involves child labor.what meth does to a guy's sperm
It gets it all fucked up and shit. Also, it makes the sperm think that bugs are crawling on it."i'm on my break"
Are you planning to smoke in the emergency room?"Chipper Jones" and "CrotcH" and "danny"
It's nice to hear that Chipper and the guy who played Danny on Hey Dude are an item.wade was naked and sucking my cock
Oh, no! Garfield and Friends slash!sex stories by the jeepster
Does he use proper grammar? I hate sex stories with subject/verb disagreement. It completely kills the mood."two of a kind" "mary kate" sex pussy
I think I saw every episode of that awful show, and not once did the plot involve Mary Kate having sex."angels in the outfield" cheat
Well, they did.May 24, 2004 @ 04:56:14 AM
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That is no way to talk to the Man of Steel!Ashley Olsen+The Pill+Having Sex
Sick though I am of Olsen twins hits, it never ceases to amaze me what people come up with to search about those girls.real stories that are written by big brother sucking there little brothers cocks tells all
Maybe now that he's confessed to the abuse, the healing can begin for all.how to make my female cousin want to have sex with me
Just whip it out. Women love that."there are two twins" death and dream
Yeah, something along those lines.Underage lolita nudists, see them play naked and nude. Twelve, thirteen, and fourteen-ye
It's sad that this was cut off, because it looks like there was going to be so much more to his pitch.English Slut Ashley Long Sucks 12 Cocks In Turn
The use of the phrase "in turn" is what made this hit special.pictures of naked clowns
They're still wearing the shoes, though, right?Sex With Favorite Grandma
They took one of my classic hits, "sex with grandma", and - BAM! - kicked it up a notch.pregnant got spanked and fucked in every whole pictures
That doesn't make sense, but Pregnant is a pretty name for a girl.st.louis cardinals musical e-cards
They play a midi version of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" It brings me to tears.ty cobb porn -baseball
Beautiful though the hit is, the summary is super special:
"... [4:03:38 AM | §]. And 9 women chose Ty Cobb, but none chose Christy Mathewson.
That's curious. ... I guess it's because I've seen porn and worn glitter. ... "i'm thirteen and want gay anal man sex
I'm glad you got that off your chest.May 21, 2004 @ 03:43:50 AM
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I sure hope that there's a clever sign involved.pirate jar
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Pasting clothing on to the pictures doesn't make them completely decent, but it sure does help.mary kate and ashley have no inner thigh fat
I bet that there's a little, if you look hard enough.show me
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Now, I'm a pretty big geek, but it's still hard to imagine wanting to look through over 960 pictures of Boba Fett.Punk/Emo Sex Pussy Naked
I think this means the searcher wants more whining in his porn.May 16, 2004 @ 01:35:57 AM
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So I watched the twins on SNL. It wasn't all that funny, but I felt obligated..."mary kate and ashley" "the ugly twin"
... because I knew I'd get hits about it.mail order cheez-its
I like this hit, because it doesn't appear to involve incest. He just needs some Cheez-Its.alfred pujols
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Based on the number of hits I get about them, roofers are hilarious.eartha quake porn
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I'd like to see you back that up with evidence from scientific studies.pics of starting ur own meth lab
It seems a little stupid to document that.get high yes suck cock no
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You might want to get some cream for that.May 13, 2004 @ 03:07:11 AM
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You know what sucks about the Olsens' new movie (aside from the movie itself)? That I'm getting shitloads more hits about the twins.paper towel holders + baseball
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I believe that no punishment is 2 harsh 4 my non-existent kids.Free pornographic stories to read for free of virgins getting fucked by big cocks
It's stupid to pay for porn.pirates used trigonometry
And they loved it.grandma wanting to fuck and suck in oregon
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I don't care to see the orgies that take place in retirement communities."Worst porn ever"
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At least this one makes sense.May 09, 2004 @ 04:09:47 AM
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Doesn't she have big thingies?mary-kate and ashley- will they turn sexy?
Nope. No one will ever love them.how much does a pregnant dog weight
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With all the porn they make for pussy.com, someone was bound to get knocked up.nicknames+for crack
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Yep. He thought it was a great stew.that twelve year old had the tightest pussy ever
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Yeah.i was shorter than her height heels
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Then, he was accidentally thrown into a dumpster.Here Are Some Comments:
sunil on 05-06-2004 @ 02:07 PM CST says: "dgdg"
(That's nothing if not insightful.)FIFO on 05-07-2004 @ 07:06 PM CST says: "NIL"
(FIFO came on a search for sexy grils. Maybe he was disappointed that he found none.)Myra ALpuin; 05-08-2004 @ 05:22 PM CST says: "hey, this stuff looks great"
(Myra searched free "16 year old nude", and decided to post twice because the stuff looked so great.)May 06, 2004 @ 04:10:25 AM
The following hits all made me laugh out loud:
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It's nice to hear that the Biker Mice finally bagged a Playmate.grandma and horse cum
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Despite rising obesity rates, there are still more females with breasts than males.healthy butt pictures
Cosmo says your fat? I'm most certainly not down with that!tasty birds in the nude
Mmm... plucked chickens.thank you card/pirate
I wish that I had something that could function as either a thank-you card or a pirate.a boy and giant chicken cartoon pictures
Not to be confused with James and his Ridiculously Large Peach.ffrank on 05-04-2004 @ 04:10 AM CST says: "i like to kidnap and tiep up school boys i they uniforms"
(It's nice that he shared both his love of child abuse and his inability to express himself in writing on my comments page.)May 02, 2004 @ 03:49:10 AM
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This hit sounds "fake", but it still made me smile.the best pussy in the hall word
If you go into the dorm rooms, the words get even better!buttery toast livejournal
Dude, that's awesome. I love hot, buttery toast.dirty porn "family matters"
No, it was merely an awful television show.Conjugal Visit midi file
I only have one in .wav format. :(women like to go to pee on the incest
"Did I say 'on the incest?' I meant 'in the toilet.'"The Same Basic Comment I Always Get:
gizmo on 04-30-2004 @ 05:31 PM CST says: "i want to fuck mary kate then cum over her face so ashley can lick it off"
(I don't know why people think I care.)