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May 25, 2005 @ 06:37:21 PM

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I really liked that movie in which the Olsen twins made out whilst naked. Was it Holiday in the Sun? Or was it How the West Was Fun?

www.what do lions eat.com
It would be amazing if the internet was truly this easy.

"speak baroque *
"Water Music" speaks to me.

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Yes, that is exactly what they were going for. Also, he's gay.

little pepper porn
Did you mean: "little peppercorn?"

the boy thinking and the grils show the pitchers
... and then they find Waldo.

"the hungo" baseball art
The Hungo is the highest form of art.

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May 15, 2005 @ 05:45:40 PM

"medical condition" "continuous orgasm"
"on disabilty"

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I'll bring some out-of-date magazines.

"livejournal icons" "fat people" pictures
"Fat people are hilarious!"

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I don't approve of bringing porn to the dinner table.

pichers of plants making food
Can you really watch photosynthesis/etc.?

allintext: "send a SASE to" -entry -submission -prospectus -information -details *
I hate when I keep getting poor results because of the word "prospectus."

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I refuse to kill that goat-dog.

Hot Weather Channel babes get fucked
I guess it is pretty unlikely that they are virgins. (Note: I'm watching The Weather Channel as I write this. Well, listening to it.)

white "sox pride" bracelet *
Hellz yeah, motherfuckers!

air conditioning service brian giles *
No, he plays for the Padres now.

nude americal idol *
I never would have noticed my misspelling if not for this hit.

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I find that it's an ideal storage area.

nude males from the 1890s
Is this your convoluted way of searching for gay porn?

what is difference between a pussy & penis
Absolutely nothing whatsoever.

paper bag teepee
That won't hold up well in a storm. Try plastic.

big pennies small pussy
Are they coin inspired coasters?

monkey life monkey "age of monkey"
I've never studied that particular geological period. Perhaps you'd be interested in the Age of Amphibians?

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Are you an official party aminal?

this old man wants to suck my son cock
And then he came rolling home.

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