see also: Disturbing Search Requests tasty-pirate.org other stuff: about lawnpig all-time favorite search requests entries I've posted to DSR greymatter archives: May 2005 April 2005 March 2005 February 2005 January 2005 December 2004 November 2004 October 2004 September 2004 August 2004 July 2004 June 2004 May 2004 April 2004 March 2004 February 2004 January 2004 December 2003 November 2003 October 2003 September 2003 August 2003 July 2003 June 2003 May 2003 April 2003 March 2003 February 2003 January 2003 December 2002 November 2002 October 2002 September 2002 August 2002 July 2002 June 2002 May 2002 April 2002 March 2002 February 2002 January 2002 December 2001 blogger archives: 02/01/2001 - 02/28/2001 03/01/2001 - 03/31/2001 04/01/2001 - 04/30/2001 05/01/2001 - 05/31/2001 06/01/2001 - 06/30/2001 07/01/2001 - 07/31/2001 08/01/2001 - 08/31/2001 09/01/2001 - 09/30/2001 10/01/2001 - 10/31/2001 11/01/2001 - 11/17/2001 11/18/2001 - 12/07/2001 shout out to: greymatter

August 31, 2003 @ 12:18:14 AM ass fucked till she cries Aww. mom daddy raped me and cum in me "Well, tell him to cut that out." mom why is your cunt hairy? "Because I went through puberty, honey." comic rape please lick my pussy Ha, ha! I have no idea what this searcher wanted! i am horny -- please eat my pussy!!!! I think I'll pass!!!! PARROTS DILDO I think she would rather have some wooden bird toys to chew on. i want to fuck you till the cows come home I get that a lot. cooks with hooters Not to be confused with "cooks at Hooters." Fake Monsters Inc. sex pics As opposed to the actual Monsters, Inc. sex pics. You know, the ones in the movie. underage "blow up dolls" "She's my dead hooker! I loved her 'fore she was even dead!" (Ten points to anyone who gets that.) "no knickers" -noknickers -golf -pat -burell diamondbacks nachos Now you're talkin'! link     August 29, 2003 @ 08:21:46 PM mary-kate olsen's tattoo I believe it's on her underage ass. got backstabbed Ouch! fuck my wife cock suck pussy anal ass You shouldn't ask me to fuck your wife and then insult me like that. SEXY AT SIXTY FOUR I'm not going to quote any songs. free passwords of girls eating cum sandwiches Are you hoping to read their email whilst they're distracted by eating sandwiches? eat my fucked cunt dear "All right, sweetheart." lovers jellyfish crack What? neopets soldier underage Again? pichers how tall 14 year old dick 5'9" long term relationship cute girls.com "They aren't available, but here they are!" i like irish men naked and would like to see photos of nude men Why yes, these are two completely separate thoughts. grils grils grils.com This is about as close as you're going to get. santa's cock photos Excluding today, you have 117 shopping days until Christmas. You better get on that. Olsen Twinz Suckz Comment: udontneed2nomyname on 08-29-2003 @ 03:06 PM CDT says: "you guys are so fucked up in the head because you cant get any so you think about fucking little girls who havent even grown tits yet... get a life and get some before you become loser bastards forever" ("udontneed2nomyname" swept in on a search for hate marykate and ashley, and appears to dislike spelling out words in his/her internet pseudonyms.) link     August 28, 2003 @ 02:27:46 AM diaper and plastic pants wearing incest That is so sexy, I almost can't stand it. Brian Giles Nudist I don't know. He wears his uniform on the field, at least. "I am 13 and love" So you're exactly 13? www.she lolita boy Oh, www.she's nothing if not lolita boy. "my phlegm" And Me: Partners In Freedom good site search for nude handsome male pictures free Right here. Come and get it. commercial advertisement wedding peeing I totally didn't see that "peeing" coming. It was a lovely surprise. pics of my 34 year old pretty next door neighbor Hide in the bushes and take a few. cartoon pictures of a nebulizer With eyes! Olsen Twins Update: justin on 08-26-2003 @ 10:10 AM CDT says: "i fucked mary kate 10 times" (Nice job! I completely believe you! Justin showed up on a search for we hate you mary kate and ashley nude, a hit I've posted before, so he probably searched something else first and circled back here.) link     August 26, 2003 @ 02:39:49 AM h0t sex gel With that zero in there, you know it's extra hot. hookers to dairy queen wav file That's a really sweet pimp. mike piazza's dirty ass He does spend a lot of time squatting behind the plate. ABC college football preview Playboy August 23 2003 That sums tasty-pirate up, pretty much. car antenna parrots Without them, I may never find my car again. dumpster follies "The dirtiest show on the strip!" dont cum in my little pussy pregnant Really, Pregnant! That's horribly rude. disney "penis sword" That movie doesn't sound at all family-friendly. Sri lankan,Girls,Nude,Don Hi, Don. andre giant pussy I never knew he was really a woman! link     August 24, 2003 @ 02:44:56 AM erotic story 13 year old sister sucking 16 year old big sister pussy Do you need to be this specific in your search for underage lesbian incest stories? That's a pretty specific topic to begin with. best dogs for kids pichers I have no "pichers," but would recommend a mild-mannered, fairly large dog. This way, the kids can't carry or throw the dog around, but can play with it and learn to care for a dog. (Not that I have any idea what I'm talking about.) "magic number" penis That's not a number! Is it a team? shirt that says pirate That could be handy. pirate tight pants funny photo "Arr, I be puttin' on the weight..." Crap list 94 No, I compiled that in 2000. "chelsea clinton" + people + bikini Why "people?" TASTY KENT WIFE Kent's wife is pretty darn hot, maybe. yahoo dominos.games It's fun, but quickly becomes impossible. monkey cut outs Not to be confused with Monkey Trouble. Mike Matheny's daughter Kate As far as I know, she's fine. albert pujols mike matheny words under eyes I really can't tell you, but I would guess that it's a company name or logo. link     August 23, 2003 @ 02:35:37 AM GRILS THAT NEED A HARD COCK GRILLS THAT NEED A JUICY SAUSAGE grils naked in museum That's a fire hazard! grils in jail I'm surprised they let them have those in the cells. young grils let animals fuck them So if you don't want the raccoons to get frisky with it, make sure you cover your grill. www.is grils.com A Question For the Ages... kid grils that like to be fucked George Foreman grills? give me sexy site where there is sexy of old men fucking young grils "Grandpa, you'll burn yourself!" underage nude grils no tits I'm not aware of any grills with tits, nor am I sure how to determine if one is underage. link     August 22, 2003 @ 03:54:13 AM just give me a pirate piece How about a hook? hookers are kids pics nude Turns out some hookers aren't kids. your mom sucking my dick every day That isn't something people like to hear about, searcher. jessica simpson nude and mary kate and ashley nude pic and Galleries only nothing eles Does it have to be all three of them together, or will you settle for separate galleries on one convenient site? roargasm picture Grrr! only 12 years sexy baby sucking There are few things hotter than a sexy 12-year-old seductively sucking on a baby's hand. garth brooks crotch pics He keeps them in a big photo album, and takes it out when he has company. the google search for nifty.org You came very close to achieving that, but you wrote a little too much. mom is sucking cock at the card game Yes, but is she winning? link     August 20, 2003 @ 09:36:21 PM "seth bowling" fruit He rolls those melons into the pins right fine. download part one part two cum "Once I'm done with the downloading, it's orgasm time!" crack of dawn A.K.A., "dawn's crack." Definitely worth looking through 811 results to get to my site. 2003 USA Nathan CBS mancheck OR adultcheck OR ugas OR sexkey OR freenetpass OR fnp OR mansites This site meets none of those requirements. ways you can tell the mary-kate and ashley olsen apart I can't answer that, but I did like your use of the word "the" in your search. topeless in my garden I wish I hard a garden to not drink habitually in. *lula molusca* Indeed. link     August 19, 2003 @ 08:11:23 PM is ll cool j bisexual? Obviously. "ass cleavage" -angela Frankly, I'm a little sick of Angela's ass cleavage, too. www.i hate pussy.com I'm no fan of pussy.com, myself. pok-e-mon central website This site is very close to being that one, but no cigar. jenny jones do show about teen who love sex I think they air at least two shows on the subject per week. I'm desperately going to miss that show. cliffhangers answer - neopets They are rough... marsupial cat I've never actually mentioned the marsupial cat here, but I occasionally bring it up in live conversations. when I was a little girl I let boy play with my pussy I play with boy cock I enjoy it very much I don't need your life story, there. free pics of moms fucking their sons with no kids involved "Son's of age? Check. I'm not preganant? Check. No kids are watching? Check! Let's get it on!" "j.d. drew" pussy He does get hurt an awful lot. link     August 18, 2003 @ 08:49:20 PM mike matheny monkey No, but if I get a monkey in the future I may name him after Mike Matheny. lesbian "clothed touching" I'm not a lesbian, and I don't play one on TV. I fuck my mother into pussy sexy ass nude sleep With his fucking, his mother becomes pussy sexy ass nude sleep. all little grils of 12 age Every last gril of 12 age will be hard to round up. does mary kate and ashley do porn Yes. Why wouldn't they? "CORN" & "INSERT" "CORN" & "DELICIOUS" Old three hundred That is indeed old. little kids getting fucked by ...grandpa! w00! floyd rayford Yay! young girl do fucking with old men to do money I could sure stand to do some money. I won't do fucking with old men, though. link     August 17, 2003 @ 08:12:22 PM nude girls with butter and cream on their nude body photo gallery But don't leave those girls out too long - the dairy products might spoil. shit love \ sexy mother-son Is she wiping his ass for him? "seen that" +movie That would depend on the movie, but it's a good bet that I haven't seen it. spanked at twenty Happy birthday! nutty girls org I guess this site is something of a nutty girl's .org. horniest penis story ever I wish that they had put the word "told" at the end of this query. Giant Cock Related Comment: nels on 08-16-2003 @ 09:46 PM CDT says: "i want to fuck some preteenswith my gigantic cock" (He came here on a search for 12 years olds fucking. I like the word "preteenswith." It reminds me a little of "sandwich".) link     August 16, 2003 @ 04:22:40 AM wife sharing michigan impregnate sperm I believe they infused the sperm with vodka. good im horny.com "You need to use my dick for BJ practice? That's good, I was right horny... DOT COM!" does my wife eat pussy She'd be the one to ask. Yahoo and I have no idea. Malon Zelda anal It's funny 'cuz it's stupid. from ask.com: does britney spears like pickles Possible Response One: "Yes... but not for her mouth." Possible Response Two: "Saw that episode of All That, eh?" Possible Response Three: "Of course! Her last name is Spears, isn't it?" Comment: Stefan on 08-15-2003 @ 01:59 PM CDT says: "Hi,I am 14 years old and am looking good sites with 14 years old girls pictures and photos. If anybody know site like that just write me e-mail to po----@yubc.net. I dont know English good because I am from Serbia." (Stefan came here in an attempt to find download pictures with 14 years old nude kids. He apologizes for his English, but it's at least as good as most of my commenters'.) link     August 14, 2003 @ 11:59:27 PM pregnant mom drinks piss Also, grenadine with pickle juice. please make me cum porn sex Porn Sex appreciates it when you ask nicely. Les Mis Fun what to do when seeing the show Throw rotten fruit, and have a beeper go off every six minutes. she'll pretty much have to It's more likely than not. is it good for old men to cum Nope. They could die. DIE! free+horrific+facials+pics "The people at the day spa were so rude!" Captain Stabbing He plans to take pollution down to zero. (Or maybe that was Captain Planet.) fuck a "little girl" on the toilet pussy ass That sounds kind of hard to maneuver. mary kate and ashley olsen making lesbian love I wouldn't put it past them, as they are clearly total sex fiends. gangbang my wife please It's good you said please, but I'm only one person. sound mommy wav penis mp3 grandma midi prostate ninety year olds anal She's getting up there, but she keeps an immaculately clean home. link     August 13, 2003 @ 02:51:37 AM little girls fucked hard pedophile cute I'm not sure that "cute" is the most appropriate adjective for the situation. graphics captain hook the fairest one of all captain hook I suspect this may be a fake hit, but that doesn't make it not funny. what does sex (fucking) look like? There's no one way sex (fucking) can look. how i can be a pirate so i can make everyone walk the plank Wanting to kill everyone is an excellent reason to be a pirate. It's right up there with "so I can have a parrot and a boat." girls wearing a little of nothing pics Their heads, hands, and some of their arms are fully exposed! wife butt fucked by a dog It makes for good discussions around the water cooler. "jack off for you" OR "jackoff for you" It's nice to know you're thinking of me, but that's not necessary. www,boba fett fan club.com The dues are high, but it's worth it to show the world how big of a dork you are. link     August 12, 2003 @ 02:35:01 AM i sucked cum from daddy's dick and grandpa fucked my cunt "And it was the best family reunion ever!" livejournal AND "huge cock" AND "good sex Livejournal does posess the most massive of cocks, and it knows how to use it. + "10 year old" + pussy + cock + teacher + school + fired + prison + therapy who like eat cum on food Bubba like eat cum on food! Sri Lankan girls with three inch nipple That would be amazing. picher of naked grills Yeah. i from buffalo want to see my nude pics? I'm not I from Buffalo, but sure. link     August 11, 2003 @ 03:52:02 AM tiny crocheted snowman I like this hit, because I can think of no way it could be porn. free pictures in the stables This is potentially not related to porn. Still, my gut says they want to see giant horse cocks. porn+kill+sick+dirty+rape+shit+free+very+pic+image+sex+fuck wife pic date mom whore cheat They figured they'd throw some words against the wall and see what stuck. andre the giant with girl of photos andre the giant & daughter of photos According to sitemeter, this person's IP address is "COMPUTER." cute things to do to grils Put festive hats on them when they aren't in use? Grill baby vegetables? there crack There, there, crack. It'll be all right. you boy suck my hairy cunt erotic story I like to visualize that scene. "You, boy! Suck my hairy cunt!" 13 year old girls in their panties soot pics Soot? The hell? kettle korn dump I never know where to take my old, useless Kettle Korn, either. Can 16-year-olds be porn actresses? Not legally. This is a free story of my incest brother getting my mother pregnant No, it's not. Mary-kate Olsen. A twin and want to see her pussy They'll be eighteen next June! (I think.) link     August 10, 2003 @ 03:32:06 AM free blowjops by fine women No, but I may be able to get you a "blowjop" from a woman who is feeling a little blue. lest ye walk naked "Put these pants on, lad." my wife licks our little grils pussy while i fuck them both hard That is so not how I use my George Foreman grill. mike piazza advil Does he share it with ALF? Pirate word for ok "Arr, he's a-headin' for the old cave, arr." jim edmonds marriage trouble The major trouble is that he isn't married. pitchers of the fairies of neopets No, they're in bottles. "Incest Stories" AND "Can i cum" Incest stories? None here. Can you cum? You would know better than I. nasty toilet slave butt juice As opposed to a meticulously clean toilet slave who shuns "butt juice." GIRL SUCK FUCK AND VOMIT FROM 14 INCH COCKS There are tiny girls living their lives in 14-inch cocks? I'd like to take a gander at that. girls eat-shit-and-vomit school The only eat-shit-and-vomit school in our area is coed. link     August 09, 2003 @ 04:05:15 AM gay plumber's crack pics I have that desk calendar. Brian Giles Divorced So dig in, ladies! olsen slut "fuck me" ashley Only her closest friends are allowed to use that nickname in her presence. why does my female parakeet takes out the stuff from the nest? I don't know. I guess she doesn't like it. free nude pics of good looking spanish hoes that love dick I also have that desk calendar. "scarlet pimpernel" "william shatner" Is he going where no fop has gone before? i need pick up lines for grils "Hey, hot stuff. How about you grill me up some dinner... and afterwards, breakfast?" link     August 08, 2003 @ 03:52:17 AM tasty pirate cum for dinner, yum! Hi to you, too! im a fucking pirate Yeah, well, I'm a tasty pirate. find hotmail passwords for real not fake shit Because plastic dog shit has nothing to do with hotmail passwords. girl, enema, branded story me, enema-less, not seeing the connection people ho want to show nude pitchers So hookers are parading around nude pitchers? adventures of a cow wav. Moo. link     August 07, 2003 @ 01:29:20 AM EVIL SEX ROBOTS pics They need old people's medicine for fuel! pirate ships still afloat Well, there's mine... and... I don't know. ILLEGAL COUNTRY RAPE YO PICS CUM CUTE 15 MEMBER Do you ever want to smack some of these people, if only for searching something so confusing? soccer mom's mobile video I know no soccer moms from Mobile, AL. xxxl diaper adult xxx Extremely fat people in adult baby situations, eh? That sounds hot! non nude pics of really, really hot 13 year old girl pics The were so hot, they all had to be treated for heat stroke. link     August 06, 2003 @ 01:40:22 AM Scott Rolen Boo So is Rolen actually his middle name? dog cum, bitch, whore, slut, teacher, mommy, pussy I refuse to accept that all of these words could belong in the same search. Treasure Planet porn -metroactive -doppler -movie -dvd -amazon -comedy -precious -cheats -revie I've had a problem finding non-precious Treasure Planet porn, too. The Olsen Twins In Playboy Photoshop fake of The Olsen Twins at age 18. (Couldn't they have u I was disappointed that this cut off, because I would have loved to have seen where this person was going with that. ronald mcdonald without makeup Then you're left with a guy in big, red shoes. (Unless you're referring to some guy who happens to be named Ronald McDonald. He may well not wear big, red shoes. did you just call me an ass pirate No. I called you an ass, Pirate. Enjoy the Comments: Thomas on 08-05-2003 @ 02:31 PM CDT says: "This is starting to piss me off. Stop oggling over my girlfriend, Ashley. She's mine, and I don't appreciate you fucks talking about her in this way. I don't even know why I'm wasting my time here, but I'm glad she isn't aware of fucks like this. She knows a lot of people would want to have sex with her, and I'm a lucky bastard to get here first. Just grow up. Jesus." (Thomas came here on a search for mary kate and ashley porn. I guess Ashley isn't giving him enough hot, hot lovin'.) maria on 08-05-2003 @ 03:51 PM CDT says: "i hate girl that are stuid and ugly with glasses i call them four eyes ilike my friends that are cool not dumb" also... beatris rosalas on 08-05-2003 @ 03:58 PM CDT says: "well i hate haters like my bitch friend maricela andrea claudia italia laura and some fucker that bitch me all thr fucken day to all the bitch girls espetiting blacks girls and white iam a great mexican ladys go raza mexico Go gerrero fuck black that is the most i hate" (Maria/Beatris found the site on a search for "dobie gillis" spanking. It was a great thing to search. I'm not sure what happened after that, but I'm not convinced her heart was in this rant.) link     August 05, 2003 @ 02:32:23 AM mary-kate and ashley olsens school stationary Dot vs. Dot Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen I don't know what, exactly, these people are talking about, but the important thing is that the Olsen twins are involved. "olsen twins" "threesome with" "back to basics" "Ashley Olsen" smoking It's only natural after that threesome. pat burell sucks It hasn't been a dream season for him. Maybe he should try wearing underwear to shake things up. picture+of+computer+tecgnology Ignoring the typo, this search is right vague. i caught my mother eating my pussy "And I gave her a stern talking to!" you wanna fuck my wife? Nah, I'm good. jokes about fifty six year olds I'll get you started: "So this 56-year-old walks into a bar..." "And the bartender says, "You did it with the mascot?" mom son sri lanka story fuck drunk she her free i You're a born storyteller. downloading+ricky+smiley+clips Who? link     August 02, 2003 @ 07:48:11 PM "taco" = pics Much as "monkey" = love. (I'd like to see a proof of that.) pirate sounds+arr jim lad I might be able to hook you up with an "arr Bill!" throw batteries J D drew Yes, J.D. Drew! Throw those batteries! Malon Maked Love with Link Thank you for sharing. step for sucking pussy NO PICTURES "I'm not a VISUAL LEARNER." how to find underage pics through search engines Stop coming here! CRAZY ASS SCREEN SAVERS I like ass. enema creamed corn Don't let the name turn you off. It's delicious. incest mother son sex story toilet water She smelled great during all that incest. fiji bottled water stock market Tasty-Pirate.Org: For All Your Investment Needs link     August 01, 2003 @ 01:58:08 AM "girls who like it in the ass" -free -access -credit He wants to pay using something other than his credit card, but does not want access. blue snaggletooth in bag I could go for one of those. hot pic dog for olds This is one of those hits that I can't make heads or tails of. princess di fucked by a dog You would think I'd have this, but I don't. "Really Specific Porn Situations Network " I haven't created that, but I think "princess di fucked by a dog" could qualify for inclusion. www.i want fuck.cum Is ".cum" an option now? It would be the perfect extension for The Really Specific Porn Situations Network. mike matheny and the matheny children They're performing selections from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. sport tongue rings I wouldn't do it myself, but if you're into that sort of thing... link