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August 25, 2004 @ 08:57:42 PM

I Make a Blowjop with my Horse
Is that part of the Olympics?

good one beavis +nacho +wav
I don't understand the "+nacho" part.

can you so how do you make sperm come out in pichers
I use blue dye.

i want grandpa to lick my pussy
Why?

old people, "putting off fireworks" *
That's awesome.

yeah fuck my pussy with your dildo, spank my ass
OK, but you'll have to buy me a dildo.

"Wheel of Fortune" "Before And After category" *
THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX OF WHEAT THINS

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I like to make certain that there are landmarks in all of my pornographic pictures, so you'll know it's L.A.

www.free porn and picher bid ass dick and ass com
You lost me.

I Don't Know Why These People Bother With the Comments:

ssttrroouutthheerr on 08-21-2004 @ 05:55 AM CDT says: "leave them both alone u fukin fags get a proper girl freind and stop obsesin over them coz they r famouse and av got good looks good luck mk and ashley xxx (THE REST OF U R FUKIN FAGS"
(This commenter needs to spell his insults correctly.)

malik on 08-22-2004 @ 10:06 PM CDT says: "sexy"
(This person searched sexy grils, which is cool because the search string is longer than the comment.)

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August 20, 2004 @ 11:12:27 PM

official bikini of US olympic team *
I have no idea. I think I'd look better in the hat.

I didn't send this to you. *
And yet, I received it.

fat sluts "no nudity"
Because that would be repulsive!

girls who just want to fuck ohio
Are they from Michigan?

my son licks my cunt better
And yet, that doesn't make it right.

her baby girl licked the cum off of daddy's dick and licked my cunt too
She was 30. Her mom just still thinks of her as her baby.

england ti quan do team *
Hopefully, the searcher was directed to the proper spelling.

My Kind Of Gril, Perry como
He did grill ads?

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Google questions: Did you mean: hard penis joke dog sister cunt bald?

"ian thorpe" feet glue
That would make it hard to dive into the pool!

my horse fucked my cow.com
That's a cool URL.

Steve Urkel's cock
Seriously, though: Did he do that?

"Mismatched" Dishes website *
I like restaurants with mismatched dishes. It adds character.

ian thorpe not only but also gay
Bisexual?

the woman from decatur il took nude picture
Which one? There's more than one woman in that city.

Comment:

xxx on 08-15-2004 @ 11:34 PM CDT says: "will yu be my salve"
(Can I be your Smith's Rosebud Salve?)

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August 14, 2004 @ 05:01:03 PM

mommy are dog got his dick stuck in my pussy stories
Do you take them to the hospital or vet's office?

100%big tits sun fuck mom dad
This may be related to beach volleyball.

how to ask a friend to join a threesome *
"You think my girlfriend is hot, right? Wanna double-team 'er with me?"

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I really have no idea.

hal sparks is sexy i want to fuck him
Thank you for sharing.

pirate and wenches dinner *
I don't care for those theme restaurants.

"grandma" retirement home" sex stories
That's hilarious.

picher of 13 year old girls who are Slaves for sale
I hope you're looking for house slaves, because I think you'd want something better for picking cotton.

all men love little underage dream sex
It truly is the tie that binds.

suck dads cock son, does it hurt boy, no daddy
daddy its so big im so small but i wanna have ur cock
I like when the searchers write themselves some dialogue.

Big Commentings:

perry on 08-11-2004 @ 11:08 PM CDT says: "do u no where i cud get pitchers of some1 poppin her cherry plz?"
(No, I don't. I also couldn't find any decent, non-fruit fly-infested cherries at the Walmart.)

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August 07, 2004 @ 09:12:50 PM

images of a guy fucking his bride & mother in law
So you're saying he gets along pretty well with his mother-in-law?

cardinals suck jokes *
"Hey, Bill, did you hear the one about the Cardinals sucking?"
"No."
"Darn. That one was funny."

ooze mary-kate and ashley
I secrete them quite often.

"other people use my internet connection" *
You should devise a way that using your internet connection gives others a mild shock, until they stop using it.

houston astros halloween costume
I want to be Lance Berkman!

"+a caffeine free diet coke" *
I've got one of those, all right.

i wnat pron!!!
Really? Because I wnat Tron!!!

did pirates make their enemies walk the plank
Only the really cool ones.

2003 cardinals "hungo award"
Yay!

kentucky dog cum on her
Is that anything like Kentucky bluegrass?

nude+teacher+oprah
And at the end of the show, she gave everyone in the audience a gift basket.

20 pichers of really low riders
Well, OK, as long as they are really low.

If a girl takes cum in there mouth do they get preganant
Yes.

sexy pic of pregnant teen giving birth to child
Did the teen get pregnant by taking cum in the mouth?

"ashley" "Mary-kate" "please, don't" pussy
Please. Don't.

black grils at home taking nude photos of themselves and they put it on there on web p
Grills have a lot more functions than I thought.

stupid big fucken cocks for my wife
You sound bitter. Maybe you really don't want your wife having sex with other guys.

can pirate's can get married *
Do you need to know because you're writing Pirates of the Caribbean fan fic?

I Didn't Leave the Following Comment:
Sarah on 08-02-2004 @ 05:19 PM CDT says: "I'm not a lesbian but Marykate and Ashley, gosh, they make me want to be. I just want to finger them and then have their tounge up my vagina"
(I'm not a lesbian, either, and I don't want to do that with the Olsen twins. Go figure.)

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August 01, 2004 @ 09:02:26 PM

"Eric made"the sims
Which one?

JIM EDMONDS SPECTACULAR CATCH VIDEO
Which one?

ARRR, BILLY! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO
I wish that the searcher would've finished. It's possible that Billy has been there.

things you MUST know to be a pirate
Proper handling of treasure and how to prevent scurvy.

awesome pirate tattoos
I believe that those involve treasure chests.

i can't see my psi ball
I can't see it, either.

always use good manners when you're eating a sloppy joe *
I cheated a little here, because I specifically titled that entry this to see how long it took to get a hit for it.

buddy icons of keggers
I enjoy those almost as much as the keggers themselves.

fuck letter to drity women
That's one of my favorite misspellings ever.

www.take off those panties
OK, but I'm wearing several pairs under them.

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