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October 31, 2002 @ 12:42:17 AM

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I bet those are pretty insane.

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Google kindly corrected the spelling. It was feeling the Halloween spirit.

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You already have an idea. You're good.

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I ask you: The fuck?

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October 30, 2002 @ 12:20:52 AM

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But they don't need a bathroom when they have a trusty diaper.

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How can one be between the ages of 12 and 12?

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I first read that as "house plants" and liked it better that way.

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You might want to give nature a little more time.

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That's going to be a great show.

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He likes to make fun of them, but only in the privacy of his own home.

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October 29, 2002 @ 12:19:55 AM

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I have nothing specifically against blow-up dolls.

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Very few web sites cater to children sharing their nude photos with other children. I guess they're afraid of the possible jail time.

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Stock up while they're free. That's a good deal.

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Your mother-in-law does tell a good T&A story.

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That page summary actually did look promising.

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That's really limiting your audience...

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Clark?

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Isn't that something of an oxymoron?

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That's how they lured in so many customers.

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That woman must have been starving.

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At least they don't want underage hoes.

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That would be nice. Mr. T could make Superman an honest, super man.

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How romantic.

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The woods are hugely romantic.

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Are they being promised hefty pay raises and a real office to replace their cubes?

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I realize this isn't actually showing, but some tips:
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I thought that was pretty obvious.

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Happy anniversary!

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Are they the snotty ones who exclude the dorky kids? And does that really make them evil?

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No card. Got it.

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I, too, like my photos urine-free.

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October 26, 2002 @ 12:42:15 AM

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In other words, "Scott Baio NUDE."

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That Screech was quite the handsome fellow. Also, rent Showgirls.

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My visitors still can't get enough of that old woman porn.

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I'll be optimistic and assume this is an adult baby lover.

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Not an adjective I'd usually associate with an enema gallery.

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Obviously, they're all pregnant.

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No.

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No, it isn't!

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For the voyeurs who love to watch voyeurs. Voyeur voyeurs, if you will.

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With a strap-on?

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It's a lot the same there, as far as I know.

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"It" isn't a tough word to spell. And I'd like to know what breed of dog we're dealing with, because I can't imagine it's anything too large.

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Freeze, sell, make sandwiches.

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I prefer Neopets.

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They are just shy of synonymous.

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Obsessive sitemeter checking.

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People don't only come here expecting child porn. I also disappoint people who are into sexy seniors.

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They'll have to fall in love.

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Yeah, I wish I had a Bob Cuccioli Sim, too.

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I guess they don't want anything too exciting.

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Alas, you won't find one here.

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I... have no idea.

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I would just buy the creamed corn in cans and put my slaves to better use.

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Those are good for her.

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Later.

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Is the son-in-law in question Pauly Shore?

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Probably not the best idea to have a meth-addicted rooster.

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The original comics were about nothing but.

And now, the Q&A portion:

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Re: Re: Yes, but not all of them, and not all the time. Not exactly a staple food.

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It was fashionable. Pirates love fashion.

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October 23, 2002 @ 10:53:29 PM

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You've got to clear out the dust and debris once in a while.

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A tattoo of a monkey eating an eagle, a tattoo of an eagle who eats monkeys, or a monkey eating a tattoo of an eagle?

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I plan to keep mine secret enough not to appear on the web.

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Not interested in my Backstreet Boys surveys, eh?

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How much does it really matter what it was taken with?

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Damn space monkey pirates....

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It's none too hard to figure out.

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That teacher is going to get so fired.

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Granny was way stacked.

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I'll be holding that in my basement two weeks from tomorrow. Bring liquor.

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I'm an adult not caring.

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... that when she walks down the street, she really walks down the street. Whore.

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The hard thing to find is a good Ronald McDonald skin.

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I'll pass on that, thanks.

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Kids are so deep and grateful for every moment at that age.

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And that's the end of this.

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October 22, 2002 @ 12:12:25 AM

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You know what the searcher was going for, and yet, it makes no sense.

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At least this person wasn't willing to pay for that.

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Corn can be terrifying, especially this time of year.

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No. I know where there's a Return of the Jedi belt buckle.

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A kangaroo.

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Not all that funny in itself, but the "Science> Biology> Zoology> Animals> Insects and Pets" categorization was a little amusing.

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There's a reason not to join a health club.

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October 20, 2002 @ 11:48:24 PM

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A nice title, but it's no Miss Nascar.

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The wedding peach is a fine tradition.

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Did they want to super size their order?

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*slap*

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Laws involving screwing your mother-in-law?

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You put a hole in your lip.

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I hope they were video taping that and can send the responsible party to prison.

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That sounds a little like a movie tagline. "Man. Banana. Insertions."

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Don't tell me what to do.

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I may be able to hook you up with boys who eat goat cheese....

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Because all porn created before Thursday is crap.

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I suppose he may catch the odd nap on the bus.

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Wait... isn't he gay?

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April 10, 1936. (I looked that up. I don't have that memorized.)

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But I don't know any way to do that without email!

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It would be fun to get the Sims trashed.

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I'm thinking this hit came from a six-year-old.

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You run across that on a lot of porn sites, but they rarely point out that they're high on meth.

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I've been seeing who are horny on a lot of runways this season.

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I think that's two completely separate thoughts.

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I wouldn't recommend that one for the wedding day.

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I hope they don't get too confused and end up hospitalized.

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October 13, 2002 @ 12:33:01 AM

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It's nice to see that someone searched this.

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As far as I know, the loss of his friend has not affected his marriage. I'm not too close to the Matheny's, though.

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But that would almost certainly ruin the sketch.

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Or, you could get mental help.

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October 11, 2002 @ 02:11:14 AM

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There's an association I could almost consider joining.

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Spend time getting to know it, I guess. If it's a really evil monkey, that may not work.

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This is one of those things you should probably see a doctor about. (Not that it did me any good when I saw a doctor for it.)

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Wow. I thought he gave that up.

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I have something like that, but it searches for pictures of Chris Pronger.

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A gift shop in Pittsburgh.

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You'll find the buddy names once you get to the chat room.

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I hope that searcher enjoyed it.

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October 08, 2002 @ 03:04:47 PM

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How can can they be in the pirate clothing and naked?

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I bet this person was referring to a football.

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Purple?

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I mail those out every Christmas.

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Is this an and/or situation?

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You could always round up some gay guys and take those pictures yourself.

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Dude, how did he get his girlfriend in there?

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Had you not specified "photos", I would have assumed you wanted me to ship you the actual product.

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Think you could be a little more specific?

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I do charge a small fee for the sex dog.

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You just don't usually associate the adjective "kinky" with an eleven-year-old.

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There pants, you say?

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Those fashion butt crack have been all over the runways this season.

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You don't see that as often as you'd like.

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With crack.

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Indeed.

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There's a much better way to find that out....

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I don't think brains even have fingers.

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The bastard!

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Three generations of incest.

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Or, you could just go to that URL.

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Is it complete with evil cartoon antioxidants?

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Liquor.

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Wade Boggs.

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I wasn't even there. Alas.

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I want to know how they determined who that was.

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So... is this a sex thing?

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I'll be holding those soon. Details to follow.

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Is that like the fresh hair they put in the pancakes at Uncle Bill's?

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