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October 31, 2004 @ 07:33:22 PM
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(It's extra long, because it's number 500! And because I haven't updated in a long time!)
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That ain't porn.Old Comments:
hi on 09-22-2004 @ 01:07 PM CDT says: "u no i think ur bein mean makin fun of pplz comments because ther probubly just tryin 2 be funny so dont be so meen ps ur site is funny"
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